the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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4:42 p.m. + 2006-07-12 = who wears short shorts?
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i am not a shorts-wearer. until yesterday, i didn't even own a pair [that wouldn't be considered obscene to wear in public.]
but, it's going to be 100+ degrees this weekend. last time that happened?? 100 degrees in minneapolis: july 1995. 100+ degrees in minneapolis: july 1988.
both years in which i had shorts.
summer, thus far, has been brutal.
i hate heat. i detest humidity. my comfort-level peaks at 78degrees Fahrenheit with 40% relative humidity... shorts are a necessity.
[[i just wish i didn't look like such a fratboy when i wear them.]]
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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