the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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28.10.2008 - a room with a view. 26.10.2008 - but swimming doesn't require that much thinking. 25.10.2008 - quipsy mcquippersons. 24.10.2008 - getting awefully stuffy in this shell. 18.10.2008 - delicious humour. 16.10.2008 - the return of the frames 10.10.2008 - i was going to write something emo-ish [emphasis on the ISH!] ...but i didn't! 08.10.2008 - the two towers 08.10.2008 - the fellowship of the frames. 03.10.2008 - \"kristi.... you know you're not as perceptive as i am. that girl wouldn't know her tooshy from her gucci.\" 27.09.2008 - let the idiot speak. 25.09.2008 - false, maybe, true. 19.09.2008 - slaganfallet. 17.09.2008 - c'mout, c'mout here, goldilocks... 31.08.2008 - Let her drink bleach! [[even the devil can cite scripture for its own purpose.]] 27.08.2008 - m[a]c! -book, -enroe, and such. 21.08.2008 - a good night at the lesbi-bar. 21.08.2008 - a good night at the lesbi-bar. 20.08.2008 - mum rang... 18.08.2008 - there 'fore the grace of god...she went there anyway. [tsk. tsk.] 09.08.2008 - holiday, holinight, holi-over. 02.08.2008 - are you there? it's me, margaret. 27.07.2008 - dismemberment. 18.07.2008 - to a summer's day. 14.07.2008 - hickeys and pep-rallies. 28.06.2008 - new mixtape. 19.06.2008 - tripe borne from the musings of a humble rodent. 13.06.2008 - mantra. 11.06.2008 - iowa's underwater. 10.06.2008 - silverlining: i slept in clothes. 10.06.2008 - interests. 08.06.2008 - feedback, asap! 30.05.2008 - no excuses. 15.05.2008 - maah-widge is whaat brings us hee-ow today. 08.05.2008 - poorjken. 26.04.2008 - a burden on one shoulder, a load off the other. 20.04.2008 - (smog), knock knock, track2. 16.04.2008 - the best things in life are free... 12.04.2008 - chess with god and 2007: the year punk broke my heart. 04.04.2008 - not indicative to the severe lack of freetime of late. 03.04.2008 - behind the times. 29.03.2008 - colcannon. 28.03.2008 - walking softly but carrying the mother of all rolling pins. 27.03.2008 - NEW SONGS! HA!! I'm productive again!!! 18.03.2008 - stupid day, part two: screw you, melissa etheridge! keep them away from my window. 14.03.2008 - stupid day, part one: the petty & menial annoyances. 31.01.2008 - retroactivity #2: the it's-not-you-it's-me bedazzler. 22.01.2008 - retroactivity #1; 2007 films. 06.03.2008 - icebreaker. [[with flavour crystals!!!]] 15.01.2008 - OMG! an entry!! UNDERBART!!! 19.12.2007 - bi all means. 19.12.2007 - xmas bitching. 13.12.2007 - HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP [me]!!!!!!!! 10.12.2007 - i should've cast the remnants of my coffee upon her. 07.12.2007 - homo promo a'no-go. 04.12.2007 - lights, camera... uh... line? 03.12.2007 - december spices and the beard that grows in half-blonde. 02.12.2007 - amy & dolly, together at last. 01.12.2007 - if i had a meadow, i'd build me a snowman[woman][[cyborg]]. 01.12.2007 - just another reason to not drink tequila. 23.11.2007 - things... 16.11.2007 - best thing of yesterday. 11.11.2007 - i guess i just needed it. 05.11.2007 - fodder. 01.11.2007 - i rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. 24.10.2007 - scenes from the chair. 23.10.2007 - out of several woodworks. 22.10.2007 - bad day. 19.10.2007 - fish&chips&fishes&stephencolbert. 19.10.2007 - apparently. 15.10.2007 - what the f'ha!? 13.10.2007 - my 2� 12.10.2007 - i can't even look y'all in the eyes anymore. 12.10.2007 - you find me in da club...(whatever the rest of the chorus is) 10.10.2007 - the clerks at the local liquor store are overly friendly. 10.10.2007 - bothered!! 07.10.2007 - that's truth serum right there. 05.10.2007 - how to keep digging one's own grave. 03.10.2007 - i'm not that fond of it either. 30.09.2007 - with a roll of the eyes... 30.09.2007 - just one Z. 28.09.2007 - additionalities. 28.09.2007 - martinis on the roof and you were leaving too soon. 26.09.2007 - repentance & the cusp of re-reclusion. 26.09.2007 - a short note. ...cos i'm drunk. ...and strangers are in my room. 20.09.2007 - silly li'l battyboys and your top40 filth! 18.09.2007 - rather title-less at this hour. 14.09.2007 - maybe hell froze over... 13.09.2007 - i took the exceptionally-long way back from mum's. 12.09.2007 - what i did instead of finishing songs. 11.09.2007 - if i'm to be written up for my \"bad attitude\" towards him, then i might as well HAVE a bad attitude towards him. [[make it worth it, petal.]] 09.09.2007 - hatecrime hopin'; the internal glittergirl; broken social scene. 08.09.2007 - goddamnit. 07.09.2007 - the prescription & the dark ages. 31.08.2007 - sometimes the satire and sarcasm is what gets me to sleep. [yes. i'm hellsa worried.] 29.08.2007 - i began to wonder what sort of life&death situation hangs upon 1992 mediocre-crossoverpop music. 24.08.2007 - new math. 19.08.2007 - boo, you whore. 18.08.2007 - see! my reclusive fridays aren't completely dull! 17.08.2007 - i still wish i had one. 17.08.2007 - there is no joy in mudville tonight. [nor any eartha kitt.] 16.08.2007 - the power of a pinkshirt. 15.08.2007 - 4 stitches. [[goddamn scallions!]] 10.08.2007 - blatant racism in a fun, funky, fresh, family atmosphere! [oh. don't go near the mussels.] 07.08.2007 - gone fishin'... 03.08.2007 - by the way, i'm alive! 01.08.2007 - get a move on. 28.07.2007 - another day without being someone's missed connection... 28.07.2007 - documentation. [just in case.] 25.07.2007 - did i shave my legs for this!? 19.07.2007 - i s'pose this is just another reason i need to get into that whole RSS feed thingamabobber. 18.07.2007 - next week, i'll be singing me some ann peebles. 14.07.2007 - a chirping chip on your shoulder by the name of jiminy. 12.07.2007 - $3.00 > academy award winning director 11.07.2007 - a pitcher of beer and 3 jamesons on a fairly empty stomach. 08.07.2007 - i just want to rule the world and not have you in my way! 05.07.2007 - 26 days to go. 29.06.2007 - i want a new president. 28.06.2007 - $377.59 and matrimonial bliss-ters. 25.06.2007 - lobsided facial hair growth does not equal the holocaust. 21.06.2007 - the sun'll come out tomorrow. 20.06.2007 - on the count of three! 19.06.2007 - fly in the sugarbowl. 13.06.2007 - he won't win 100,000$ and i won't win a free MRI or CatScan. 13.06.2007 - daddy. 13.06.2007 - the 12 most pertinent thoughts. 12.06.2007 - by the way... 12.06.2007 - mummitrollet! 07.06.2007 - didnot, did. 06.06.2007 - the exchange rate sucks. 06.06.2007 - shards on seventh. 31.05.2007 - i will! 30.05.2007 - no flies to be caught at this time. 29.05.2007 - distractions! 29.05.2007 - the 10 things on my mind. 28.05.2007 - \"going fetal,\" or, \"i can't believe i gave up my lease to sport this ultra-stylish brokenheart! [fucker.]\" 28.05.2007 - stupid place-for-everything-and-everything-in-its-place. stupid, stupid. 26.05.2007 - 867-5309-ee-i-ine. 25.05.2007 - wasn't life supposed to be more than this? 25.05.2007 - someone actually has an entire vat of graham-crumbs idly lounging in a cupboard. 23.05.2007 - \"it's one of those days when you want to try heroin...\" 20.05.2007 - no molly, no ally, no emilio, no judd, no anthony michael, no dice. 16.05.2007 - michael jackson. 16.05.2007 - every pop song on the radio is suddenly speaking to me. 15.05.2007 - i gave and all i wanted was something in return. (angie aparo, not faith hill.) 11.05.2007 - i can't believe my heart's still pounding... 28.04.2007 - quizito. 31.03.2007 - just another reason to hate lawyers. ...and dormant viruses. 31.03.2007 - - 26.03.2007 - shingles and hefeweissen whitterings. 19.03.2007 - i feel no compelling need to buy a vowel. [[in finnish consulate's family home at the moment.]] 16.03.2007 - 50p and pee. 19.02.2007 - 50p for 40 minutes and this is what you get. 12.03.2007 - the merits of travel-sized q-tip containers and part-time dairy queen employees. 27.02.2007 - if i were only living in uptown, i'd prolly be pleased as punch. 22.02.2007 - fucking sn�. 21.02.2007 - ask and ye shall receive. 14.02.2007 - indiana jones and the inexpensive valentine. 28.01.2007 - a dangling houseshoe. questionmark! 23.01.2007 - you owe me one more song so i can prove to you that i'm so much better than [that]. 21.01.2007 - this week shall. noT. PASS! 14.01.2007 - playful birthday whinging. 14.01.2007 - Top 20 er... 40! Albums of 2006 14.01.2007 - you say it's your.... 13.01.2007 - it's tomorrow. 13.01.2007 - i should be sleeping. 05.01.2007 - ramblings from a nightcap-drenched desktop. 31.12.2006 - apologies to a queen mary and the need to flake out on new year's eve plans. 30.12.2006 - both exhibitting vampyric qualities, no? 28.12.2006 - read this with a cup of coffee and a double of whisky. 22.12.2006 - carrot cake, carrot cake... have ye any nuts? 18.12.2006 - heliday \"fun,\" and ignore-the-coffeespillage-on-my-jumper. 17.12.2006 - reminders. 13.12.2006 - day [just] end [already]. 12.12.2006 - still not gift-ing. 11.12.2006 - procrastination. 08.12.2006 - a lighter hue of shady-past. 08.12.2006 - kodak moment vs. divine powers. 07.12.2006 - we do it so much better than romantic comedies. 06.12.2006 - multichannel learnings 03.12.2006 - A-ZINC: the coincidental repercussions of intaking mass amounts of 30.11.2006 - damn you, joss whedon! 25.11.2006 - enjoy this [cheese] with crackers. 24.11.2006 - insipidity. 22.11.2006 - buttons, pies. 18.11.2006 - ...that the sparkles in our eyes... 17.11.2006 - the birth of new trouble. 16.11.2006 - short circuits. 15.11.2006 - tart. 13.11.2006 - ...don't you know that the dirt's on fire down [t]here... 12.11.2006 - ...we're throwing down our pushbrooms, we're hanging up our apron ties... 10.11.2006 - 34� 09.11.2006 - demohangover. 06.11.2006 - chattanooga 05.11.2006 - letter from home. 04.11.2006 - ...it's hard to swing AND waltz. 01.11.2006 - personality bs. 30.10.2006 - peace like a river. 29.10.2006 - hitting the nail on the head. 28.10.2006 - this is what i get for using the word, \"stoked.\" (vs. time travel.) 2006-10-27 - rexclusivity. 2006-10-26 - gingered. 2006-10-26 - reasons to go out. 2006-10-21 - who knows. 2006-10-19 - i think i'm a \"good person\" now. 2006-10-16 - halfassed resurrection. 2006-10-11 - a hiatus from the hiatus. 2006-10-11 - expressionlessness as frustrating as it is infuriating. 2006-10-07 - i guess i'm all the rage in the all-but-married circles. 2006-10-07 - problem solved. 2006-10-06 - back to childhood games. 2006-10-03 - \"I\" statements. 2006-10-02 - whiplash weather doings. 2006-10-01 - goodbye and thanks for all the fish. 2006-09-30 - and then suddenly... way out of left field... 2006-09-26 - and we're not talking babies... 2006-09-25 - something, perhaps. i can't tell. 2006-09-22 - in regards to the tubers... 2006-09-22 - but no beets! 2006-09-21 - wordy banter. 2006-09-19 - which it is cos i am. 2006-09-18 - hey, i only NEED one of 'em anyway... 2006-09-15 - the death of popeye [yes... the sailorman.] 2006-09-14 - and now for the fruit of my labours. 2006-09-14 - download, update, downdate, upload. 2006-09-09 - hey bigbang, that all you got? 2006-09-08 - a parenthetical number in a list denotes future/possible item. 2006-09-07 - what i meant to say. 2006-09-07 - john stuart mill ruins everything. 2006-09-01 - two in a bush: bloodshed cometh. 2006-08-31 - writer's block and writer's copy and writer's paste. 2006-08-27 - of spincycle nightshades and youthful indiscretions. 2006-08-25 - my songs are prophetic. [i'm in awe and in horror simultaneously.] 2006-08-21 - does anyone know the name of the icelandic band that covers Outkast's \"Hey Ya\" acoustically? 2006-08-18 - i say \"pickle\" to denote a lack of seriousness. 2006-08-17 - my mum's not happy of this decision. 2006-08-10 - exhaustion. 2006-08-08 - per chance, a gameplan. 2006-08-08 - anywhere but here. 2006-08-06 - a briefing from chorton-cum-hardy [actual name!] 2006-07-30 - holiday, far away... 2006-07-28 - ruh-roh. 2006-07-26 - tr�tt. 2006-07-24 - the letter. 2006-07-22 - settle for peanuts. 2006-07-18 - damn site meter. 2006-07-17 - plotting. 2006-07-16 - mnemonic. (yeah, i didn't think it was spelled that way either.) 2006-07-16 - what a lovely bandwagon! 2006-07-15 - i am not exaggerating. 2006-07-14 - she has grocery store mentality. 2006-07-12 - who wears short shorts? 2006-07-09 - lemon? make lemonade. [and spike with dill pepper aquavit.] 2006-07-09 - oh dear. 2006-07-08 - ...keep feeling up-up-DAy-Tion... 2006-07-03 - OH, the possible TURMOIL! 2006-07-01 - lick my lips, i'll be alone forever. you'll never get my heart. 2006-06-29 - lofty goals and subsets. 2006-06-29 - whiskey... she tends to wear off. 2006-06-28 - no sarcasm was used in the making of this entry. 2006-06-28 - no regrets. 2006-06-26 - i WILL diss you on the internet, cos my mama didn't teach me better than that. 2006-06-25 - downtown parking only costs 4.50$! much to my delighted surprise. 2006-06-24 - dash-ladden. 2006-06-24 - the night has been decided. 2006-06-23 - i think i'm gonna hafta pansy. 2006-06-22 - good eats. 2006-06-19 - i can make a toaster dance. 2006-06-19 - a shred of sanity. 2006-06-18 - october 23rd, 1929. 2006-06-14 - we had brunch when i was 8; he mocked me for ordering grapefruit. 2006-06-14 - i bet she comes back with superPolio. 2006-06-13 - momentary will. 2006-06-11 - muse[ing]. 2006-06-05 - but really, what did we expect from a country founded by religious fanatics, marauders and cheapskates? 2006-06-05 - it's gonna rain! 2006-06-05 - i don't know why when things turn grey, i'm not who i was in the morning. 2006-06-04 - it'll work out, it'll work out. 2006-06-01 - (he eats cigarette butts too.) 2006-05-31 - the baby jesus loves ice cream. 2006-05-22 - just how did i end up in this hetero-meatmarket? 2006-05-16 - and.so.it.has.come.to.pass. 2006-05-15 - 30GB.of.pure.love. 2006-05-14 - I.NEED.SPACE!((and.brackets.)) 2006-05-05 - monday manic monday. 2006-05-02 - quite the lovely gauntlet you cast down, ms. chin. 2006-04-27 - a musing from idle chicago. 2006-04-09 - there goes the neighbourhood. 2006-04-05 - har mar petstore. 2006-03-27 - hi. my name is Avoidance. 2006-03-14 - typing del stereo. 2006-03-13 - snow blows. 2006-03-07 - ha! funny... 2006-03-02 - including 2 bathroom/petrol pitstops!! 2006-02-27 - lend me your ears. 2006-02-23 - gimme. 2006-02-21 - from the laptop of sistersister: 2006-02-19 - chicago ain't that far. 2006-02-15 - of tollbooths and epiphanies on wisconsin's excessive size. 2006-02-10 - 55 minutes later... 2006-02-10 - i.am.in.hell. 2006-02-09 - just in case i ever complain about my neighbourhood... 2006-02-07 - the adumbrating elucidator. 2006-02-04 - pizzi-kah-toe.... fi-ee-vvv. 2006-01-31 - kidney for sale. 2006-01-30 - [[slated roadtrippage...]] 2006-01-29 - you won't want to turn it off anymore. 2006-01-27 - sick&wrong. 2006-01-22 - what i've learned from the #6 Bean Curd. 2006-01-21 - a word from my sponsors. 2006-01-18 - UPS, UPS with people. 2006-01-17 - a drop of a few names. 2006-01-15 - don't worry... 2006-01-13 - i always thought the MN capitol's lawn lacked something... 2006-01-11 - up to speed. 2006-01-10 - not accurate at all. 2006-01-09 - T.C.O.! version 3.0 2006-01-06 - 2005... Top20. [[and then some]]. 2006-01-05 - the boy least likely to clap your hands. 2006-01-04 - too round for squares; too rigid for circles. 2006-01-02 - b*lly 2005-12-30 - 2005 really sucked, didn't it!? 2005-12-30 - over the rivers and through the woods/granite formations... 2005-12-25 - julen av familjen, v.4 2005-12-24 - julen av familjen, v.3 2005-12-24 - julen av familjen, v.2 2005-12-24 - julen av familjen. 2005-12-23 - quilting and thawing. 2005-12-22 - there's waldo. 2005-12-17 - ago. ::: and currently. 2005-12-15 - 8 down, 30 or so to go. 2005-12-13 - wishing i'd packed different cds. 2005-12-11 - date: postcourse. 2005-12-09 - not a double entendre. 2005-12-07 - moment[ous][[less]]ness. 2005-12-05 - cut your hair. 2005-12-03 - how to make a saturday worthwhile (in 40 easy steps). 2005-12-02 - the shock! the horror! 2005-12-02 - blast[ed]. 2005-12-02 - who ARE you going to call? 2005-11-29 - the comeback. 2005-11-29 - maybe it's only a summer thing. 2005-11-28 - 22 and catching. 2005-11-28 - impulse buying for the fairweather weather. 2005-11-25 - holy shit! they made a turkey. [pt.3] 2005-11-24 - holy shit! they made a turkey. [pt. 2] 2005-11-24 - holy shit! they made a turkey. [pt.1] 2005-11-24 - and.... scene! 2005-11-23 - have i paid my debt to minneapolis? 2005-11-23 - i love the parting gifts! 2005-11-23 - borrow me a dictionary for a couple of minutes. 2005-11-23 - the recollection of a scarf, favoured and near-forgotten. 2005-11-21 - satan is a pilgrim. 2005-11-19 - - 2005-11-19 - we all dream of the perfect day. (maybe tomorrow). 2005-11-19 - the act of forbearing. 2005-11-15 - smile! 2005-11-12 - the return of the creepy looking pojke and reggae reviews. 2005-11-10 - terrifying!!!! 2005-11-10 - falafel coupons. 2005-11-08 - bboooooooooooooorrrrreeeedd. 2005-11-07 - bagels, please. 2005-11-07 - OW, OW, (ugh), OW! 2005-11-06 - scalpal. (scalpal). 2005-11-05 - 99cent spice jars 2005-10-31 - happy birthday sibley. 2005-10-29 - i should be elsewhere. 2005-10-23 - we lack adequate entertainment. 2005-10-23 - beautiful. 2005-10-16 - oh... 2005-10-16 - julie christie, the rumours are true! 2005-10-14 - of pets and patronage. 2005-10-12 - shake the man's hand and let's be ON our way. 2005-10-10 - hamletapalooza. 2005-10-07 - for drizzle. 2005-10-05 - deluges 2005-10-01 - bonjour belle b! 2005-09-28 - new doctor. 2005-09-16 - oh that's right! it's a DYING venue. silly, silly herr pojke. 2005-09-15 - whisky=bravery, yes? 2005-09-07 - stingey. 2005-09-02 - give it me. 2005-09-01 - osten st�r ensam (eller ifred). ni best�mmer er. 2005-08-31 - coincidence, over! 2005-08-30 - soft, like a gelcap. 2005-08-29 - liz can have her loveletters and sodas; i want popsicles and a lackey. 2005-08-28 - maybe we should get two of those...what's on the otherside?....oh, we HAVE to get a....AND a...MAYBE a.... 2005-08-27 - i did not get much sleep last night. 2005-08-26 - vegan weddings be damned! 2005-08-25 - latenight pasta. 2005-08-24 - the trench is deep. this much i know. 2005-08-24 - interesting development... 2005-08-22 - keep 'em coming, barkeep! 2005-08-21 - riina... are we no'havin'the'farsh'for'our;teeea? 2005-08-20 - how exciting! 2005-08-18 - ...and duh! 2005-08-18 - sweet! 2005-08-17 - nothing has turned itself inside out. 2005-08-15 - psychadelic rock from sweden tips the scale. 2005-08-14 - everybody is working for the weekend. 2005-08-12 - - 2005-07-30 - i'm the greatest contradiction that i know. 2005-07-28 - novelty is the new little black dress. 2005-07-22 - the taming of the shrubs. 2005-07-22 - internal monologue distinguished with [[double brackets]]. 2005-07-20 - a mover and a shaker. 2005-07-13 - an old argument. 2005-07-11 - ignore. 2005-07-09 - totally crushed out! --the addendum. 2005-07-09 - shoulda 2005-07-05 - dancing, pink baby elephant. 2005-07-04 - queuelessness. 2005-07-02 - tennis divas in the living room & a quickened pulse. 2005-06-28 - no longer nuancing. 2005-06-27 - living large and feeling small. 2005-06-24 - holy crap! ... 2005-06-24 - totally crushed out! 2005-06-17 - i will not be joining you on the veranda(h). 2005-06-16 - i'm not going to dignify this with a title. 2005-06-06 - hissyfittin' the happy fags. 2005-06-01 - bull-dyke, bird mobiles and louie anderson. 2005-05-26 - second opinions. 2005-05-24 - syndromes 2005-05-24 - sleeping pills. 2005-05-22 - a duck! mind you. 2005-05-21 - i do not know how to title this. 2005-05-20 - warring stars. 2005-05-17 - \"i don't understand when things turn gray; i'm not who i was in the morning.\" 2005-05-16 - savory cookies. [re: ick.] 2005-05-15 - heart-attack holiday wishes. 2005-05-12 - where'd i put my heavier jacket? 2005-05-11 - soba or udon? 2005-05-06 - weeeeee! 2005-05-04 - magic, generally, requires smoke and mirrors. 2005-05-04 - filler 2005-05-02 - ha! take that, stupid misery! 2005-04-30 - finders/weepers. 2005-04-28 - goodsoup. badstew. 2005-04-27 - 105$ 2005-04-26 - * 2005-04-25 - a cat out of a bag. 2005-04-24 - damn spring in the air. 2005-04-23 - benedrylicious. 2005-04-22 - feed a headcold. feed it bad \"chinese.\" 2005-04-22 - punctua- 2005-04-21 - devastation. 2005-04-20 - dangle, preposition, dangle! 2005-04-19 - um, er, NOTHING! 2005-04-17 - old engine oil 2005-04-16 - the acute pain of reality checking itself 'gainst me. 2005-04-15 - can't call it right just because it's not wrong. 2005-04-15 - couldn't be any happier, couldn't be any sadder. 2005-04-14 - not okej. 2005-04-14 - a change of subject. 2005-04-13 - i know it's only been 20 minutes... 2005-04-13 - okej. 2005-04-13 - a chopping block. 2005-04-13 - to carpet or not to carpet? 2005-04-13 - pt cruiser sandwich. 2005-03-27 - dear orpheus, come. sit. stay. sincerely, pojken. 2005-03-14 - lick your palms. i know it's childish... 2005-03-09 - i wonder when a bout becomes a streak? 2005-03-07 - better luck tomorrow. 2005-03-03 - best breakfast ever. 2005-03-02 - just need to get back into diary habits. 2005-02-21 - evergreen. 2005-02-10 - announcing: slight vacation. 2005-02-09 - if the shoe fits, which they seldom do. 2005-02-03 - a mass email from my sistersister... so i will stop worrying. 2005-02-02 - the metaphoric odor of moby. 2005-01-31 - you may be current, but are you THE CURRENT? 2005-01-26 - postcard to montreal. 2005-01-24 - ummmmm.... 2005-01-22 - it's that time of the month. that one night. ick, ugh, blah. 2005-01-21 - um... where are the plows? 2005-01-20 - I don't think HJ much cares for Friskies' Mariner's Catch. 2005-01-18 - v. quickly, whilst the potatoes are parboiling. 2005-01-14 - What do.... 2005-01-13 - svenskkaffe. 2005-01-12 - the better top20. 2005-01-08 - \"disassemble my despair. it never took me anywhere. it never once bought me a drink.\" 2005-01-01 - a new year. 2004-12-25 - 'tis the season. 2004-12-17 - mmmm, sheep dip. 2004-12-12 - a bust of van buren in yo' face. 2004-12-12 - the hubris and humility from self-googlement. 2004-12-10 - jag skriva den h�r bara s� jag kommer ih�g den h�r senare. 2004-12-08 - obfliscation! 2004-12-03 - addendum. 2004-12-02 - if this sounds crass... believe me... it's not indicative of my current state. 2004-12-01 - c[c] 2004-12-01 - there was a question related to edward gorey. 2004-11-30 - indiana's not that bad. 2004-11-18 - me want sleep. 2004-11-16 - but, 'tis a good life. 2004-11-15 - life #9 2004-11-11 - for better or for worse. 2004-11-11 - stout out of can with corky-thinger in it. 2004-11-03 - let's get political, political.... i want to get political, political. 2004-10-30 - an extra hour 2004-10-28 - 14 thingymabobbers. 2004-10-24 - ramekin-dled. 2004-10-20 - den svenska koken 2004-10-15 - i hope i didn't snore this time. 2004-10-09 - i knew there was a reason for these clunky speakers. 2004-10-02 - \"did ya see? did ya see? the doctor and me? did ya see?\" 2004-09-30 - red meat on wheat with cheeses and onions. 2004-09-29 - ducks in a skewed row. 2004-09-27 - \"Can THIS be an entry?\" ... 2004-09-18 - funny, i don't look dead. 2004-09-14 - out, out! damn spot. 2004-09-12 - dear andy, bethany, ambryn, riina, amanda, sara, krista, brian... 2004-09-09 - see, i DO use math. 2004-09-09 - bed or trouble 2004-09-07 - but there is a sixer of schell's firebrick in the trunk of my car. 2004-09-06 - gypsy cold care 2004-09-05 - remember hope? 2004-09-02 - fah! blah! baaaa. 2004-09-01 - labour day 2004-08-28 - tsar nikolai, vegetarian corndogs and tide-free. 2004-08-24 - gotta check 'em all. 2004-08-22 - linttrap. 2004-08-20 - breaking out the tracksuit bottoms and matching jumper. 2004-08-19 - musing or grammar lesson? 2004-08-19 - oh dear. 2004-08-18 - tanya donelly... you owe me. 2004-08-16 - \"this is the physics' wing.\" \"that would explain all the gravity!\" 2004-08-14 - a freakishly sudden change in plans. 2004-08-14 - i'm REALLY obsessed with jacks. 2004-08-10 - abetting. 2004-08-09 - now we can get butterscotch chips and argo cornstarch. 2004-08-08 - this is what comes to me in the wee hours. 2004-08-05 - just me and minneapolis now. 2004-07-31 - bypass surgery. 2004-07-22 - in delightful, giddy manner. 2004-07-21 - a return to tempeh. 2004-07-19 - roosters, spiders and anecdotalmattson dominated the conversation. 2004-07-17 - a short note on tempeh. 2004-07-16 - copyeditor. 2004-07-15 - and so it may be beginning again (plus a li'l something about cadavers.) 2004-07-15 - is there a doctor in the house? 2004-07-14 - a ray of slight light. 2004-07-14 - how selfish of me!, let's do all the things that you want to do. 2004-07-10 - there really isn't an eloquant manner in which to state the moral of this story. 2004-07-01 - things that i... pt. 1: \"...love\" 2004-06-30 - BAA! 2004-06-27 - i must hop in shower and hop public transport. 2004-06-22 - ambivalent things happen to ambivalent people. 2004-06-20 - someone put carmel on my cherry-current hazelnut bread pudding... UGH! 2004-06-19 - where're my L7 cds? 2004-06-17 - liquor stores close at 9pm in minneapolis. 2004-06-03 - what i wanted [once] though least expected. 2004-06-02 - an hour or so later. 2004-06-02 - like i have time for this. 2004-06-01 - get movin' 2004-06-01 - this just in... 2004-06-01 - we sat where Roseanne Barr: Comedian once sat. 2004-05-30 - omaha... somewhere in middleamerica. 2004-05-26 - i do, i don't, and i don't want to. 2004-05-13 - recantation. 2004-05-13 - i write the book. 2004-05-07 - very quickly. 2004-04-21 - we shall just pretend i'm a lawyer trying to make partner. 2004-04-14 - wafish needs. 2004-04-13 - a little, a lot and too much. 2004-04-02 - hasty entry. heavy matter. caution advised. crashhelmet required. 2004-03-24 - a shifting of tectonic plates. 2004-03-20 - clarification. 2004-03-20 - i've got a new boyfriend, his name is wedge. 2004-03-19 - no news, bad news? -or- please o please o please o please 2004-03-17 - i think i said, \"dream job\" too many times, but i wasn't being facitious, nor sycophantic! 2004-03-16 - a new chorus. 2004-03-14 - holiday. 2004-03-11 - - 2004-03-09 - damnit. 2004-03-05 - there's no place like home. 2004-03-02 - if you show me a heartbreaking thanksgiving, do i not cry? 2004-03-02 - the night i took on the mean streets of minneapolis (literally), or, Oh!, i guess that's not really pavement. 2004-02-25 - fat tuesday... or should i say \"phat tuesday\"? 2004-02-24 - an entry that could have been avoided if i'd not been so lazy last week. 2004-02-20 - two loves. one entry. 2004-02-20 - \"winter let's her hair down.\" or \"he's a loose goose.\". 2004-02-20 - hey, i judge myself enough for all of us, so relax. 2004-02-19 - i am dividing my worlds. 2004-02-18 - um, when did i sprout morals? 2004-02-17 - and somewhat drunken rambling of a certain, dareisay, depth. 2004-02-17 - over-explanation of recent taciturn-style. 2004-02-14 - parking at the quonset. 2004-02-13 - and then there was one. 2004-02-12 - almond biscotti is fastly approaching human rights violation. 2004-02-11 - he lives! hoorah. hallelujah. 2004-02-10 - fuckit, i'm eating chicken soup. 2004-02-07 - \"i understand that we have to make them, but do we have to use the name 'bumblebabies'?\" 2004-02-06 - i'm worried as to where this may be going.... 2004-02-05 - i can only say \"get in line\" and/or \"that makes two of us\" so many times... 2004-02-04 - i gotsta cookies (and the brilliant knitwear.) 2004-02-02 - minnesotawinter, though invited, did not rsvp. 2004-02-01 - if it snows for one more day... i just might take my shovel from in the shed. 2004-01-31 - big, long, and untitleable. 2004-01-29 - quickly! whilst my pretty one bathes... 2004-01-21 - 0...zero...noll 2004-01-20 - 1...one...ett/en 2004-01-19 - 2...two...tv� 2004-01-18 - 3...three...tre 2004-01-17 - 4...four...fyra. 2004-01-16 - 5...five...fem 2004-01-14 - knock, knock. 2004-01-14 - bdaybadluck... duh duh duuuuuuhhhhnnnn. 2004-01-12 - and now a brief essay on the darkness... 2004-01-12 - a dime bet. 2004-01-11 - no more rapping. 2004-01-09 - to whom it concerns... 2004-01-07 - happy shit-hit-the-fan day! 2004-01-06 - internal alarm clock and a lack of vice. 2004-01-05 - gameplans and slight swenis-envy. 2004-01-03 - yam is to sweet potato what sweet potato is not to yam. 2004-01-02 - new year. 2003-12-30 - hill of beans. 2003-12-28 - over a river or two and through the prairie to mormors hus gaar jag. 2003-12-26 - hamilton beach foe. 2003-12-24 - christmas#1 down. 2003-12-22 - nine lords a-leaping. 2003-12-18 - where's my parade? 2003-12-17 - - 2003-12-17 - there is snow in my shoes. 2003-12-16 - a fling 2003-12-15 - oh what will i write about following the conclusion of undergraduat-ion?! 2003-12-14 - all the rage. 2003-12-12 - uh oh. 2003-12-11 - BBBBars 2003-12-10 - fidgetting 2003-12-09 - new snow and a teamster. 2003-12-08 - and so it begins. [goddamnit]. 2003-12-08 - toxicity. 2003-12-08 - let's burn last sunday. 2003-12-05 - a quarter flipping in the air. 2003-12-03 - an outrage. i'm so pissed. 2003-12-03 - from rags to riches and shrouds to paper-or-plastic-? 2003-12-02 - a downward spiral? 2003-11-30 - the little engine that could [possibly, but most-likely] 2003-11-29 - tetinus, lockjaw and quorn turkey roast. 2003-11-26 - oh... and another thing.... 2003-11-26 - altercations, but don't forget the cranberries. 2003-11-25 - the cows are starting to come home. i am the happy farmer. 2003-11-24 - casting lots. 2003-11-23 - blizzard this, blizzard that. 2003-11-21 - uncharmed, unsweetened. 2003-11-19 - don't be talkin' 'bout my momma. 2003-11-19 - my head hurts. 2003-11-18 - preemptive strike. 2003-11-17 - [knee]cap 2003-11-16 - my best impression of a 14yo lovelorn girl, complete with tigerbeat posters of mpls hipsters. 2003-11-16 - i have the best boyfriend in the known-universe and probably the unknown-universe as well. 2003-11-14 - ranting. 2003-11-13 - she's so lucky, she's a star. 2003-11-12 - i'm sure jesus would've been a smoker after the rise. 2003-11-11 - i'm really quite thirsty. 2003-11-11 - i'm back from the dead, though having second thoughts about resurrection. 2003-11-08 - not myself. 2003-11-05 - when you love somebody it's hard to think about anything but to breathe. 2003-11-03 - YAY!!!!! 2003-11-02 - :-P 2003-11-01 - i'm not happy with this entry. it's just too much \"blah.\" 2003-10-31 - helloween. 2003-10-28 - the time has come for me to honour my god-given abilities as tyrant. 2003-10-28 - binge and purge. 2003-10-27 - if i have to go to Viva El Paso! again.... well, it wouldn't be pretty whatever my reaction would be. 2003-10-26 - pear scones and then a thought or two about masturbation. (these are a non-sequitir). 2003-10-25 - nauseous/nauseated. 2003-10-23 - bits and bobs. 2003-10-22 - i wonder if this is what they mean by \"empowerment\"? 2003-10-22 - an abomination. 2003-10-21 - [untitled for lack of linear thinking at the moment.] 2003-10-19 - k�nslor som jag ville viska i hans �ron 2003-10-17 - s� lycklig �r jag. 2003-10-13 - i just a boy with a new haircut. (and that's a pretty nice haircut). 2003-10-13 - a boy who wears eau de toilette and showers everyday and behaves well in department stores. 2003-10-12 - as if i didn't have enough to do... 2003-10-11 - however, i DID get the shirt. 2003-10-10 - kaffebaksm�lla 2003-10-09 - cramming 2003-10-09 - distraction. 2003-10-08 - emporio makes a lovely frame. 2003-10-06 - mixed bag. 2003-10-04 - three crockpots 2003-10-02 - dionysus. 2003-10-01 - testing the tips of the tutorial. 2003-09-29 - det har blivit hoest. 2003-09-28 - *gasp* 2003-09-28 - four things that overrule prior entry written but 20 minutes ago. 2003-09-28 - \"if you weren't so old, i'd tell my friends; but, i don't think your wife would like my friends.\" -k.edwards. 2003-09-27 - - 2003-09-26 - here i go again... 2003-09-25 - a day early, many a buck short. 2003-09-24 - battle of bands. 2003-09-24 - you can touch me, but don't burn yourself. 2003-09-23 - a baker's hellish delight. 2003-09-22 - anglo-saxon chronicle 2003-09-22 - dirtymind, cleanhands. 2003-09-21 - - 2003-09-20 - serendipity and punishment. 2003-09-20 - digital camera frustration. 2003-09-19 - kaballah. 2003-09-18 - 42.85$ 2003-09-17 - i am dreadful at writing in code, perhaps we should just create our own language. 2003-09-15 - clutz. 2003-09-15 - even the son of god had to die, my darling. 2003-09-14 - i'm trying to study. 2003-09-13 - dialing west and the hope of sweet and sour ryebread 2003-09-12 - fucking nationalists. 2003-09-11 - i want a little molasses in my bowl. 2003-09-10 - boyz II men and shakespeare in me head. 2003-09-09 - there's a hole in this bucket, dear liza. 2003-09-09 - not what i was expecting to write. 2003-09-06 - goodbye impending ulcer! you will not be missed. 2003-09-05 - under the guise of simple pea&cashew salad. 2003-09-04 - les bats du fruit and strenously phone inactivity. 2003-09-03 - parcel of joy. 2003-09-03 - brew. 2003-09-01 - surrealness. 2003-08-31 - honey honey sugar. dun, dun, dun-uh, dunt-ahhh, honeyhoney. 2003-08-30 - i inadvertantly dropped something. 2003-08-29 - late morning 2003-08-28 - bookmark 2003-08-27 - deep-fried oreos on a stick. 2003-08-24 - egg&cashew 2003-08-21 - undesciptive, bland. 2003-08-20 - any minute now. 2003-08-19 - camp 2003-08-17 - scone-celebrity. 8.16.2003 - james thurber 8.15.2003 - the proper way to hardboil an egg. 8.14.2003 - i'm a baker. 2003-08-13 - the triumphant return of teem zoop. 2003-08-12 - pt. 3 8.12.2003 2003-08-12 - pt. 2 8.12.2003 2003-08-12 - pt. 1 8.12.2003 2003-08-11 - hair 2003-08-10 - eat those shorts. 2003-08-10 - last night wasn't good. 2003-08-09 - meg ryan/tom hanks romantic comedy 2003-08-09 - thin air 2003-08-07 - trailerpark housewife 2003-08-02 - drumrolls, tack. 2003-08-01 - mixtape mania and a pecan pie. 2003-07-31 - sorry to whitter, but this is all i have. 2003-07-31 - robin. he's slow and evil. 2003-07-30 - [lamp]shade 2003-07-29 - sweaty tshirt. 2003-07-28 - i'm still wearing these socks, g'damnit. 2003-07-25 - poser 2003-07-25 - the butchers, a baker? and donna-fuckin'-harraway, in no particular order. 2003-07-23 - at work. 2003-07-23 - leg shaking. 2003-07-20 - partyentry. 2003-07-18 - longer entry about weather and being single and gay andy's. 2003-07-17 - blip. 2003-07-16 - bravo. 2003-07-15 - workwhittering. 2003-07-15 - tourettes. 2003-07-10 - some more things. 2003-07-10 - strep, welcome back. 2003-06-14 - catchup, catchup 2003-06-01 - graduation 2003-05-31 - bjorn is in the shower and i need my shampoo. 2003-05-30 - grandmother's grave 2003-05-30 - last night 2003-05-29 - a short essay on a peacock 2003-05-29 - - 2003-05-25 - the day begins with a porch. 2003-05-23 - 9754 words including footnotes. 9133 without. 2003-05-21 - lastdayofclasses 2003-05-19 - thelasthellishmonday 2003-05-17 - pre-emptive congrats 2003-05-16 - dayquil 2003-05-15 - paper ishiness. 2003-05-14 - discount 2003-05-13 - blahcht. 2003-05-13 - - 2003-05-11 - mum's the word. 2003-05-10 - i read 2003-05-10 - fri/sat and the smell of wet. 2003-05-09 - tfgiff 2003-05-05 - monday 2003-05-03 - lovelywelshie 2003-05-01 - catchup 2003-04-29 - black tshirt 2003-04-27 - convo 2003-04-26 - drinking 2003-04-24 - alicia. 2003-04-23 - peacock 2003-04-22 - ocd 2003-04-21 - litmus paper 2003-04-21 - easter monday 2003-04-20 - EASTER 2003-04-19 - easter eve 2003-04-19 - goodfriday/saturday03 2003-04-18 - the beginning
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