the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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15:33 + 19.12.2007 = bi all means.
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had anyone attempted to ring me this morning-to-present, i apologise [unless you're one of those annoying creditor people with your made-up zipcode numbers... in which case, i'm not sorry. moreover, why are you reading my blog, psychobitches!?]. apparently, my mobile service had been suspended. this would be the second time that i've neglected to commit to memory the fact that i do not autopay my mobile bill.
i only noticed cos i needed to call sistersister.
and now that the bill has been paid and sistersister conversation/ikea excursion planning has been had... i'm left with but this snippet of joy:
[[out of the mouths of babes...]]
sistersister: well, of course [tila tequila] chose bobby. she's a bisexual and all bisexuals end up wanting men. guy bisexuals, too.
hilarious. offensive, probably. true, somewhat-ally. hilarious, most-definitely.
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