the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.

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28.10.2008 - a room with a view.
26.10.2008 - but swimming doesn't require that much thinking.
25.10.2008 - quipsy mcquippersons.
24.10.2008 - getting awefully stuffy in this shell.
18.10.2008 - delicious humour.
16.10.2008 - the return of the frames
10.10.2008 - i was going to write something emo-ish [emphasis on the ISH!] ...but i didn't!
08.10.2008 - the two towers
08.10.2008 - the fellowship of the frames.
03.10.2008 - \"kristi.... you know you're not as perceptive as i am. that girl wouldn't know her tooshy from her gucci.\"
27.09.2008 - let the idiot speak.
25.09.2008 - false, maybe, true.
19.09.2008 - slaganfallet.
17.09.2008 - c'mout, c'mout here, goldilocks...
31.08.2008 - Let her drink bleach! [[even the devil can cite scripture for its own purpose.]]
27.08.2008 - m[a]c! -book, -enroe, and such.
21.08.2008 - a good night at the lesbi-bar.
21.08.2008 - a good night at the lesbi-bar.
20.08.2008 - mum rang...
18.08.2008 - there 'fore the grace of god...she went there anyway. [tsk. tsk.]
09.08.2008 - holiday, holinight, holi-over.
02.08.2008 - are you there? it's me, margaret.
27.07.2008 - dismemberment.
18.07.2008 - to a summer's day.
14.07.2008 - hickeys and pep-rallies.
28.06.2008 - new mixtape.
19.06.2008 - tripe borne from the musings of a humble rodent.
13.06.2008 - mantra.
11.06.2008 - iowa's underwater.
10.06.2008 - silverlining: i slept in clothes.
10.06.2008 - interests.
08.06.2008 - feedback, asap!
30.05.2008 - no excuses.
15.05.2008 - maah-widge is whaat brings us hee-ow today.
08.05.2008 - poorjken.
26.04.2008 - a burden on one shoulder, a load off the other.
20.04.2008 - (smog), knock knock, track2.
16.04.2008 - the best things in life are free...
12.04.2008 - chess with god and 2007: the year punk broke my heart.
04.04.2008 - not indicative to the severe lack of freetime of late.
03.04.2008 - behind the times.
29.03.2008 - colcannon.
28.03.2008 - walking softly but carrying the mother of all rolling pins.
27.03.2008 - NEW SONGS! HA!! I'm productive again!!!
18.03.2008 - stupid day, part two: screw you, melissa etheridge! keep them away from my window.
14.03.2008 - stupid day, part one: the petty & menial annoyances.
31.01.2008 - retroactivity #2: the it's-not-you-it's-me bedazzler.
22.01.2008 - retroactivity #1; 2007 films.
06.03.2008 - icebreaker. [[with flavour crystals!!!]]
15.01.2008 - OMG! an entry!! UNDERBART!!!
19.12.2007 - bi all means.
19.12.2007 - xmas bitching.
13.12.2007 - HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP [me]!!!!!!!!
10.12.2007 - i should've cast the remnants of my coffee upon her.
07.12.2007 - homo promo a'no-go.
04.12.2007 - lights, camera... uh... line?
03.12.2007 - december spices and the beard that grows in half-blonde.
02.12.2007 - amy & dolly, together at last.
01.12.2007 - if i had a meadow, i'd build me a snowman[woman][[cyborg]].
01.12.2007 - just another reason to not drink tequila.
23.11.2007 - things...
16.11.2007 - best thing of yesterday.
11.11.2007 - i guess i just needed it.
05.11.2007 - fodder.
01.11.2007 - i rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.
24.10.2007 - scenes from the chair.
23.10.2007 - out of several woodworks.
22.10.2007 - bad day.
19.10.2007 - fish&chips&fishes&stephencolbert.
19.10.2007 - apparently.
15.10.2007 - what the f'ha!?
13.10.2007 - my 2¢
12.10.2007 - i can't even look y'all in the eyes anymore.
12.10.2007 - you find me in da club...(whatever the rest of the chorus is)
10.10.2007 - the clerks at the local liquor store are overly friendly.
10.10.2007 - bothered!!
07.10.2007 - that's truth serum right there.
05.10.2007 - how to keep digging one's own grave.
03.10.2007 - i'm not that fond of it either.
30.09.2007 - with a roll of the eyes...
30.09.2007 - just one Z.
28.09.2007 - additionalities.
28.09.2007 - martinis on the roof and you were leaving too soon.
26.09.2007 - repentance & the cusp of re-reclusion.
26.09.2007 - a short note. ...cos i'm drunk. ...and strangers are in my room.
20.09.2007 - silly li'l battyboys and your top40 filth!
18.09.2007 - rather title-less at this hour.
14.09.2007 - maybe hell froze over...
13.09.2007 - i took the exceptionally-long way back from mum's.
12.09.2007 - what i did instead of finishing songs.
11.09.2007 - if i'm to be written up for my \"bad attitude\" towards him, then i might as well HAVE a bad attitude towards him. [[make it worth it, petal.]]
09.09.2007 - hatecrime hopin'; the internal glittergirl; broken social scene.
08.09.2007 - goddamnit.
07.09.2007 - the prescription & the dark ages.
31.08.2007 - sometimes the satire and sarcasm is what gets me to sleep. [yes. i'm hellsa worried.]
29.08.2007 - i began to wonder what sort of life&death situation hangs upon 1992 mediocre-crossoverpop music.
24.08.2007 - new math.
19.08.2007 - boo, you whore.
18.08.2007 - see! my reclusive fridays aren't completely dull!
17.08.2007 - i still wish i had one.
17.08.2007 - there is no joy in mudville tonight. [nor any eartha kitt.]
16.08.2007 - the power of a pinkshirt.
15.08.2007 - 4 stitches. [[goddamn scallions!]]
10.08.2007 - blatant racism in a fun, funky, fresh, family atmosphere! [oh. don't go near the mussels.]
07.08.2007 - gone fishin'...
03.08.2007 - by the way, i'm alive!
01.08.2007 - get a move on.
28.07.2007 - another day without being someone's missed connection...
28.07.2007 - documentation. [just in case.]
25.07.2007 - did i shave my legs for this!?
19.07.2007 - i s'pose this is just another reason i need to get into that whole RSS feed thingamabobber.
18.07.2007 - next week, i'll be singing me some ann peebles.
14.07.2007 - a chirping chip on your shoulder by the name of jiminy.
12.07.2007 - $3.00 > academy award winning director
11.07.2007 - a pitcher of beer and 3 jamesons on a fairly empty stomach.
08.07.2007 - i just want to rule the world and not have you in my way!
05.07.2007 - 26 days to go.
29.06.2007 - i want a new president.
28.06.2007 - $377.59 and matrimonial bliss-ters.
25.06.2007 - lobsided facial hair growth does not equal the holocaust.
21.06.2007 - the sun'll come out tomorrow.
20.06.2007 - on the count of three!
19.06.2007 - fly in the sugarbowl.
13.06.2007 - he won't win 100,000$ and i won't win a free MRI or CatScan.
13.06.2007 - daddy.
13.06.2007 - the 12 most pertinent thoughts.
12.06.2007 - by the way...
12.06.2007 - mummitrollet!
07.06.2007 - didnot, did.
06.06.2007 - the exchange rate sucks.
06.06.2007 - shards on seventh.
31.05.2007 - i will!
30.05.2007 - no flies to be caught at this time.
29.05.2007 - distractions!
29.05.2007 - the 10 things on my mind.
28.05.2007 - \"going fetal,\" or, \"i can't believe i gave up my lease to sport this ultra-stylish brokenheart! [fucker.]\"
28.05.2007 - stupid place-for-everything-and-everything-in-its-place. stupid, stupid.
26.05.2007 - 867-5309-ee-i-ine.
25.05.2007 - wasn't life supposed to be more than this?
25.05.2007 - someone actually has an entire vat of graham-crumbs idly lounging in a cupboard.
23.05.2007 - \"it's one of those days when you want to try heroin...\"
20.05.2007 - no molly, no ally, no emilio, no judd, no anthony michael, no dice.
16.05.2007 - michael jackson.
16.05.2007 - every pop song on the radio is suddenly speaking to me.
15.05.2007 - i gave and all i wanted was something in return. (angie aparo, not faith hill.)
11.05.2007 - i can't believe my heart's still pounding...
28.04.2007 - quizito.
31.03.2007 - just another reason to hate lawyers. ...and dormant viruses.
31.03.2007 - -
26.03.2007 - shingles and hefeweissen whitterings.
19.03.2007 - i feel no compelling need to buy a vowel. [[in finnish consulate's family home at the moment.]]
16.03.2007 - 50p and pee.
19.02.2007 - 50p for 40 minutes and this is what you get.
12.03.2007 - the merits of travel-sized q-tip containers and part-time dairy queen employees.
27.02.2007 - if i were only living in uptown, i'd prolly be pleased as punch.
22.02.2007 - fucking snö.
21.02.2007 - ask and ye shall receive.
14.02.2007 - indiana jones and the inexpensive valentine.
28.01.2007 - a dangling houseshoe. questionmark!
23.01.2007 - you owe me one more song so i can prove to you that i'm so much better than [that].
21.01.2007 - this week shall. noT. PASS!
14.01.2007 - playful birthday whinging.
14.01.2007 - Top 20 er... 40! Albums of 2006
14.01.2007 - you say it's your....
13.01.2007 - it's tomorrow.
13.01.2007 - i should be sleeping.
05.01.2007 - ramblings from a nightcap-drenched desktop.
31.12.2006 - apologies to a queen mary and the need to flake out on new year's eve plans.
30.12.2006 - both exhibitting vampyric qualities, no?
28.12.2006 - read this with a cup of coffee and a double of whisky.
22.12.2006 - carrot cake, carrot cake... have ye any nuts?
18.12.2006 - heliday \"fun,\" and ignore-the-coffeespillage-on-my-jumper.
17.12.2006 - reminders.
13.12.2006 - day [just] end [already].
12.12.2006 - still not gift-ing.
11.12.2006 - procrastination.
08.12.2006 - a lighter hue of shady-past.
08.12.2006 - kodak moment vs. divine powers.
07.12.2006 - we do it so much better than romantic comedies.
06.12.2006 - multichannel learnings
03.12.2006 - A-ZINC: the coincidental repercussions of intaking mass amounts of
30.11.2006 - damn you, joss whedon!
25.11.2006 - enjoy this [cheese] with crackers.
24.11.2006 - insipidity.
22.11.2006 - buttons, pies.
18.11.2006 - ...that the sparkles in our eyes...
17.11.2006 - the birth of new trouble.
16.11.2006 - short circuits.
15.11.2006 - tart.
13.11.2006 - ...don't you know that the dirt's on fire down [t]here...
12.11.2006 - ...we're throwing down our pushbrooms, we're hanging up our apron ties...
10.11.2006 - 34¢
09.11.2006 - demohangover.
06.11.2006 - chattanooga
05.11.2006 - letter from home.
04.11.2006 - ...it's hard to swing AND waltz.
01.11.2006 - personality bs.
30.10.2006 - peace like a river.
29.10.2006 - hitting the nail on the head.
28.10.2006 - this is what i get for using the word, \"stoked.\" (vs. time travel.)
2006-10-27 - rexclusivity.
2006-10-26 - gingered.
2006-10-26 - reasons to go out.
2006-10-21 - who knows.
2006-10-19 - i think i'm a \"good person\" now.
2006-10-16 - halfassed resurrection.
2006-10-11 - a hiatus from the hiatus.
2006-10-11 - expressionlessness as frustrating as it is infuriating.
2006-10-07 - i guess i'm all the rage in the all-but-married circles.
2006-10-07 - problem solved.
2006-10-06 - back to childhood games.
2006-10-03 - \"I\" statements.
2006-10-02 - whiplash weather doings.
2006-10-01 - goodbye and thanks for all the fish.
2006-09-30 - and then suddenly... way out of left field...
2006-09-26 - and we're not talking babies...
2006-09-25 - something, perhaps. i can't tell.
2006-09-22 - in regards to the tubers...
2006-09-22 - but no beets!
2006-09-21 - wordy banter.
2006-09-19 - which it is cos i am.
2006-09-18 - hey, i only NEED one of 'em anyway...
2006-09-15 - the death of popeye [yes... the sailorman.]
2006-09-14 - and now for the fruit of my labours.
2006-09-14 - download, update, downdate, upload.
2006-09-09 - hey bigbang, that all you got?
2006-09-08 - a parenthetical number in a list denotes future/possible item.
2006-09-07 - what i meant to say.
2006-09-07 - john stuart mill ruins everything.
2006-09-01 - two in a bush: bloodshed cometh.
2006-08-31 - writer's block and writer's copy and writer's paste.
2006-08-27 - of spincycle nightshades and youthful indiscretions.
2006-08-25 - my songs are prophetic. [i'm in awe and in horror simultaneously.]
2006-08-21 - does anyone know the name of the icelandic band that covers Outkast's \"Hey Ya\" acoustically?
2006-08-18 - i say \"pickle\" to denote a lack of seriousness.
2006-08-17 - my mum's not happy of this decision.
2006-08-10 - exhaustion.
2006-08-08 - per chance, a gameplan.
2006-08-08 - anywhere but here.
2006-08-06 - a briefing from chorton-cum-hardy [actual name!]
2006-07-30 - holiday, far away...
2006-07-28 - ruh-roh.
2006-07-26 - trött.
2006-07-24 - the letter.
2006-07-22 - settle for peanuts.
2006-07-18 - damn site meter.
2006-07-17 - plotting.
2006-07-16 - mnemonic. (yeah, i didn't think it was spelled that way either.)
2006-07-16 - what a lovely bandwagon!
2006-07-15 - i am not exaggerating.
2006-07-14 - she has grocery store mentality.
2006-07-12 - who wears short shorts?
2006-07-09 - lemon? make lemonade. [and spike with dill pepper aquavit.]
2006-07-09 - oh dear.
2006-07-08 - ...keep feeling up-up-DAy-Tion...
2006-07-03 - OH, the possible TURMOIL!
2006-07-01 - lick my lips, i'll be alone forever. you'll never get my heart.
2006-06-29 - lofty goals and subsets.
2006-06-29 - whiskey... she tends to wear off.
2006-06-28 - no sarcasm was used in the making of this entry.
2006-06-28 - no regrets.
2006-06-26 - i WILL diss you on the internet, cos my mama didn't teach me better than that.
2006-06-25 - downtown parking only costs 4.50$! much to my delighted surprise.
2006-06-24 - dash-ladden.
2006-06-24 - the night has been decided.
2006-06-23 - i think i'm gonna hafta pansy.
2006-06-22 - good eats.
2006-06-19 - i can make a toaster dance.
2006-06-19 - a shred of sanity.
2006-06-18 - october 23rd, 1929.
2006-06-14 - we had brunch when i was 8; he mocked me for ordering grapefruit.
2006-06-14 - i bet she comes back with superPolio.
2006-06-13 - momentary will.
2006-06-11 - muse[ing].
2006-06-05 - but really, what did we expect from a country founded by religious fanatics, marauders and cheapskates?
2006-06-05 - it's gonna rain!
2006-06-05 - i don't know why when things turn grey, i'm not who i was in the morning.
2006-06-04 - it'll work out, it'll work out.
2006-06-01 - (he eats cigarette butts too.)
2006-05-31 - the baby jesus loves ice cream.
2006-05-22 - just how did i end up in this hetero-meatmarket?
2006-05-16 - and.so.it.has.come.to.pass.
2006-05-15 - 30GB.of.pure.love.
2006-05-14 - I.NEED.SPACE!((and.brackets.))
2006-05-05 - monday manic monday.
2006-05-02 - quite the lovely gauntlet you cast down, ms. chin.
2006-04-27 - a musing from idle chicago.
2006-04-09 - there goes the neighbourhood.
2006-04-05 - har mar petstore.
2006-03-27 - hi. my name is Avoidance.
2006-03-14 - typing del stereo.
2006-03-13 - snow blows.
2006-03-07 - ha! funny...
2006-03-02 - including 2 bathroom/petrol pitstops!!
2006-02-27 - lend me your ears.
2006-02-23 - gimme.
2006-02-21 - from the laptop of sistersister:
2006-02-19 - chicago ain't that far.
2006-02-15 - of tollbooths and epiphanies on wisconsin's excessive size.
2006-02-10 - 55 minutes later...
2006-02-10 - i.am.in.hell.
2006-02-09 - just in case i ever complain about my neighbourhood...
2006-02-07 - the adumbrating elucidator.
2006-02-04 - pizzi-kah-toe.... fi-ee-vvv.
2006-01-31 - kidney for sale.
2006-01-30 - [[slated roadtrippage...]]
2006-01-29 - you won't want to turn it off anymore.
2006-01-27 - sick&wrong.
2006-01-22 - what i've learned from the #6 Bean Curd.
2006-01-21 - a word from my sponsors.
2006-01-18 - UPS, UPS with people.
2006-01-17 - a drop of a few names.
2006-01-15 - don't worry...
2006-01-13 - i always thought the MN capitol's lawn lacked something...
2006-01-11 - up to speed.
2006-01-10 - not accurate at all.
2006-01-09 - T.C.O.! version 3.0
2006-01-06 - 2005... Top20. [[and then some]].
2006-01-05 - the boy least likely to clap your hands.
2006-01-04 - too round for squares; too rigid for circles.
2006-01-02 - b*lly
2005-12-30 - 2005 really sucked, didn't it!?
2005-12-30 - over the rivers and through the woods/granite formations...
2005-12-25 - julen av familjen, v.4
2005-12-24 - julen av familjen, v.3
2005-12-24 - julen av familjen, v.2
2005-12-24 - julen av familjen.
2005-12-23 - quilting and thawing.
2005-12-22 - there's waldo.
2005-12-17 - ago. ::: and currently.
2005-12-15 - 8 down, 30 or so to go.
2005-12-13 - wishing i'd packed different cds.
2005-12-11 - date: postcourse.
2005-12-09 - not a double entendre.
2005-12-07 - moment[ous][[less]]ness.
2005-12-05 - cut your hair.
2005-12-03 - how to make a saturday worthwhile (in 40 easy steps).
2005-12-02 - the shock! the horror!
2005-12-02 - blast[ed].
2005-12-02 - who ARE you going to call?
2005-11-29 - the comeback.
2005-11-29 - maybe it's only a summer thing.
2005-11-28 - 22 and catching.
2005-11-28 - impulse buying for the fairweather weather.
2005-11-25 - holy shit! they made a turkey. [pt.3]
2005-11-24 - holy shit! they made a turkey. [pt. 2]
2005-11-24 - holy shit! they made a turkey. [pt.1]
2005-11-24 - and.... scene!
2005-11-23 - have i paid my debt to minneapolis?
2005-11-23 - i love the parting gifts!
2005-11-23 - borrow me a dictionary for a couple of minutes.
2005-11-23 - the recollection of a scarf, favoured and near-forgotten.
2005-11-21 - satan is a pilgrim.
2005-11-19 - -
2005-11-19 - we all dream of the perfect day. (maybe tomorrow).
2005-11-19 - the act of forbearing.
2005-11-15 - smile!
2005-11-12 - the return of the creepy looking pojke and reggae reviews.
2005-11-10 - terrifying!!!!
2005-11-10 - falafel coupons.
2005-11-08 - bboooooooooooooorrrrreeeedd.
2005-11-07 - bagels, please.
2005-11-07 - OW, OW, (ugh), OW!
2005-11-06 - scalpal. (scalpal).
2005-11-05 - 99cent spice jars
2005-10-31 - happy birthday sibley.
2005-10-29 - i should be elsewhere.
2005-10-23 - we lack adequate entertainment.
2005-10-23 - beautiful.
2005-10-16 - oh...
2005-10-16 - julie christie, the rumours are true!
2005-10-14 - of pets and patronage.
2005-10-12 - shake the man's hand and let's be ON our way.
2005-10-10 - hamletapalooza.
2005-10-07 - for drizzle.
2005-10-05 - deluges
2005-10-01 - bonjour belle b!
2005-09-28 - new doctor.
2005-09-16 - oh that's right! it's a DYING venue. silly, silly herr pojke.
2005-09-15 - whisky=bravery, yes?
2005-09-07 - stingey.
2005-09-02 - give it me.
2005-09-01 - osten står ensam (eller ifred). ni bestämmer er.
2005-08-31 - coincidence, over!
2005-08-30 - soft, like a gelcap.
2005-08-29 - liz can have her loveletters and sodas; i want popsicles and a lackey.
2005-08-28 - maybe we should get two of those...what's on the otherside?....oh, we HAVE to get a....AND a...MAYBE a....
2005-08-27 - i did not get much sleep last night.
2005-08-26 - vegan weddings be damned!
2005-08-25 - latenight pasta.
2005-08-24 - the trench is deep. this much i know.
2005-08-24 - interesting development...
2005-08-22 - keep 'em coming, barkeep!
2005-08-21 - riina... are we no'havin'the'farsh'for'our;teeea?
2005-08-20 - how exciting!
2005-08-18 - ...and duh!
2005-08-18 - sweet!
2005-08-17 - nothing has turned itself inside out.
2005-08-15 - psychadelic rock from sweden tips the scale.
2005-08-14 - everybody is working for the weekend.
2005-08-12 - -
2005-07-30 - i'm the greatest contradiction that i know.
2005-07-28 - novelty is the new little black dress.
2005-07-22 - the taming of the shrubs.
2005-07-22 - internal monologue distinguished with [[double brackets]].
2005-07-20 - a mover and a shaker.
2005-07-13 - an old argument.
2005-07-11 - ignore.
2005-07-09 - totally crushed out! --the addendum.
2005-07-09 - shoulda
2005-07-05 - dancing, pink baby elephant.
2005-07-04 - queuelessness.
2005-07-02 - tennis divas in the living room & a quickened pulse.
2005-06-28 - no longer nuancing.
2005-06-27 - living large and feeling small.
2005-06-24 - holy crap! ...
2005-06-24 - totally crushed out!
2005-06-17 - i will not be joining you on the veranda(h).
2005-06-16 - i'm not going to dignify this with a title.
2005-06-06 - hissyfittin' the happy fags.
2005-06-01 - bull-dyke, bird mobiles and louie anderson.
2005-05-26 - second opinions.
2005-05-24 - syndromes
2005-05-24 - sleeping pills.
2005-05-22 - a duck! mind you.
2005-05-21 - i do not know how to title this.
2005-05-20 - warring stars.
2005-05-17 - \"i don't understand when things turn gray; i'm not who i was in the morning.\"
2005-05-16 - savory cookies. [re: ick.]
2005-05-15 - heart-attack holiday wishes.
2005-05-12 - where'd i put my heavier jacket?
2005-05-11 - soba or udon?
2005-05-06 - weeeeee!
2005-05-04 - magic, generally, requires smoke and mirrors.
2005-05-04 - filler
2005-05-02 - ha! take that, stupid misery!
2005-04-30 - finders/weepers.
2005-04-28 - goodsoup. badstew.
2005-04-27 - 105$
2005-04-26 - *
2005-04-25 - a cat out of a bag.
2005-04-24 - damn spring in the air.
2005-04-23 - benedrylicious.
2005-04-22 - feed a headcold. feed it bad \"chinese.\"
2005-04-22 - punctua-
2005-04-21 - devastation.
2005-04-20 - dangle, preposition, dangle!
2005-04-19 - um, er, NOTHING!
2005-04-17 - old engine oil
2005-04-16 - the acute pain of reality checking itself 'gainst me.
2005-04-15 - can't call it right just because it's not wrong.
2005-04-15 - couldn't be any happier, couldn't be any sadder.
2005-04-14 - not okej.
2005-04-14 - a change of subject.
2005-04-13 - i know it's only been 20 minutes...
2005-04-13 - okej.
2005-04-13 - a chopping block.
2005-04-13 - to carpet or not to carpet?
2005-04-13 - pt cruiser sandwich.
2005-03-27 - dear orpheus, come. sit. stay. sincerely, pojken.
2005-03-14 - lick your palms. i know it's childish...
2005-03-09 - i wonder when a bout becomes a streak?
2005-03-07 - better luck tomorrow.
2005-03-03 - best breakfast ever.
2005-03-02 - just need to get back into diary habits.
2005-02-21 - evergreen.
2005-02-10 - announcing: slight vacation.
2005-02-09 - if the shoe fits, which they seldom do.
2005-02-03 - a mass email from my sistersister... so i will stop worrying.
2005-02-02 - the metaphoric odor of moby.
2005-01-31 - you may be current, but are you THE CURRENT?
2005-01-26 - postcard to montreal.
2005-01-24 - ummmmm....
2005-01-22 - it's that time of the month. that one night. ick, ugh, blah.
2005-01-21 - um... where are the plows?
2005-01-20 - I don't think HJ much cares for Friskies' Mariner's Catch.
2005-01-18 - v. quickly, whilst the potatoes are parboiling.
2005-01-14 - What do....
2005-01-13 - svenskkaffe.
2005-01-12 - the better top20.
2005-01-08 - \"disassemble my despair. it never took me anywhere. it never once bought me a drink.\"
2005-01-01 - a new year.
2004-12-25 - 'tis the season.
2004-12-17 - mmmm, sheep dip.
2004-12-12 - a bust of van buren in yo' face.
2004-12-12 - the hubris and humility from self-googlement.
2004-12-10 - jag skriva den här bara så jag kommer ihåg den här senare.
2004-12-08 - obfliscation!
2004-12-03 - addendum.
2004-12-02 - if this sounds crass... believe me... it's not indicative of my current state.
2004-12-01 - c[c]
2004-12-01 - there was a question related to edward gorey.
2004-11-30 - indiana's not that bad.
2004-11-18 - me want sleep.
2004-11-16 - but, 'tis a good life.
2004-11-15 - life #9
2004-11-11 - for better or for worse.
2004-11-11 - stout out of can with corky-thinger in it.
2004-11-03 - let's get political, political.... i want to get political, political.
2004-10-30 - an extra hour
2004-10-28 - 14 thingymabobbers.
2004-10-24 - ramekin-dled.
2004-10-20 - den svenska koken
2004-10-15 - i hope i didn't snore this time.
2004-10-09 - i knew there was a reason for these clunky speakers.
2004-10-02 - \"did ya see? did ya see? the doctor and me? did ya see?\"
2004-09-30 - red meat on wheat with cheeses and onions.
2004-09-29 - ducks in a skewed row.
2004-09-27 - \"Can THIS be an entry?\" ...
2004-09-18 - funny, i don't look dead.
2004-09-14 - out, out! damn spot.
2004-09-12 - dear andy, bethany, ambryn, riina, amanda, sara, krista, brian...
2004-09-09 - see, i DO use math.
2004-09-09 - bed or trouble
2004-09-07 - but there is a sixer of schell's firebrick in the trunk of my car.
2004-09-06 - gypsy cold care
2004-09-05 - remember hope?
2004-09-02 - fah! blah! baaaa.
2004-09-01 - labour day
2004-08-28 - tsar nikolai, vegetarian corndogs and tide-free.
2004-08-24 - gotta check 'em all.
2004-08-22 - linttrap.
2004-08-20 - breaking out the tracksuit bottoms and matching jumper.
2004-08-19 - musing or grammar lesson?
2004-08-19 - oh dear.
2004-08-18 - tanya donelly... you owe me.
2004-08-16 - \"this is the physics' wing.\" \"that would explain all the gravity!\"
2004-08-14 - a freakishly sudden change in plans.
2004-08-14 - i'm REALLY obsessed with jacks.
2004-08-10 - abetting.
2004-08-09 - now we can get butterscotch chips and argo cornstarch.
2004-08-08 - this is what comes to me in the wee hours.
2004-08-05 - just me and minneapolis now.
2004-07-31 - bypass surgery.
2004-07-22 - in delightful, giddy manner.
2004-07-21 - a return to tempeh.
2004-07-19 - roosters, spiders and anecdotalmattson dominated the conversation.
2004-07-17 - a short note on tempeh.
2004-07-16 - copyeditor.
2004-07-15 - and so it may be beginning again (plus a li'l something about cadavers.)
2004-07-15 - is there a doctor in the house?
2004-07-14 - a ray of slight light.
2004-07-14 - how selfish of me!, let's do all the things that you want to do.
2004-07-10 - there really isn't an eloquant manner in which to state the moral of this story.
2004-07-01 - things that i... pt. 1: \"...love\"
2004-06-30 - BAA!
2004-06-27 - i must hop in shower and hop public transport.
2004-06-22 - ambivalent things happen to ambivalent people.
2004-06-20 - someone put carmel on my cherry-current hazelnut bread pudding... UGH!
2004-06-19 - where're my L7 cds?
2004-06-17 - liquor stores close at 9pm in minneapolis.
2004-06-03 - what i wanted [once] though least expected.
2004-06-02 - an hour or so later.
2004-06-02 - like i have time for this.
2004-06-01 - get movin'
2004-06-01 - this just in...
2004-06-01 - we sat where Roseanne Barr: Comedian once sat.
2004-05-30 - omaha... somewhere in middleamerica.
2004-05-26 - i do, i don't, and i don't want to.
2004-05-13 - recantation.
2004-05-13 - i write the book.
2004-05-07 - very quickly.
2004-04-21 - we shall just pretend i'm a lawyer trying to make partner.
2004-04-14 - wafish needs.
2004-04-13 - a little, a lot and too much.
2004-04-02 - hasty entry. heavy matter. caution advised. crashhelmet required.
2004-03-24 - a shifting of tectonic plates.
2004-03-20 - clarification.
2004-03-20 - i've got a new boyfriend, his name is wedge.
2004-03-19 - no news, bad news? -or- please o please o please o please
2004-03-17 - i think i said, \"dream job\" too many times, but i wasn't being facitious, nor sycophantic!
2004-03-16 - a new chorus.
2004-03-14 - holiday.
2004-03-11 - -
2004-03-09 - damnit.
2004-03-05 - there's no place like home.
2004-03-02 - if you show me a heartbreaking thanksgiving, do i not cry?
2004-03-02 - the night i took on the mean streets of minneapolis (literally), or, Oh!, i guess that's not really pavement.
2004-02-25 - fat tuesday... or should i say \"phat tuesday\"?
2004-02-24 - an entry that could have been avoided if i'd not been so lazy last week.
2004-02-20 - two loves. one entry.
2004-02-20 - \"winter let's her hair down.\" or \"he's a loose goose.\".
2004-02-20 - hey, i judge myself enough for all of us, so relax.
2004-02-19 - i am dividing my worlds.
2004-02-18 - um, when did i sprout morals?
2004-02-17 - and somewhat drunken rambling of a certain, dareisay, depth.
2004-02-17 - over-explanation of recent taciturn-style.
2004-02-14 - parking at the quonset.
2004-02-13 - and then there was one.
2004-02-12 - almond biscotti is fastly approaching human rights violation.
2004-02-11 - he lives! hoorah. hallelujah.
2004-02-10 - fuckit, i'm eating chicken soup.
2004-02-07 - \"i understand that we have to make them, but do we have to use the name 'bumblebabies'?\"
2004-02-06 - i'm worried as to where this may be going....
2004-02-05 - i can only say \"get in line\" and/or \"that makes two of us\" so many times...
2004-02-04 - i gotsta cookies (and the brilliant knitwear.)
2004-02-02 - minnesotawinter, though invited, did not rsvp.
2004-02-01 - if it snows for one more day... i just might take my shovel from in the shed.
2004-01-31 - big, long, and untitleable.
2004-01-29 - quickly! whilst my pretty one bathes...
2004-01-21 - 0...zero...noll
2004-01-20 - 1...one...ett/en
2004-01-19 - 2...two...tvŒ
2004-01-18 - 3...three...tre
2004-01-17 - 4...four...fyra.
2004-01-16 - 5...five...fem
2004-01-14 - knock, knock.
2004-01-14 - bdaybadluck... duh duh duuuuuuhhhhnnnn.
2004-01-12 - and now a brief essay on the darkness...
2004-01-12 - a dime bet.
2004-01-11 - no more rapping.
2004-01-09 - to whom it concerns...
2004-01-07 - happy shit-hit-the-fan day!
2004-01-06 - internal alarm clock and a lack of vice.
2004-01-05 - gameplans and slight swenis-envy.
2004-01-03 - yam is to sweet potato what sweet potato is not to yam.
2004-01-02 - new year.
2003-12-30 - hill of beans.
2003-12-28 - over a river or two and through the prairie to mormors hus gaar jag.
2003-12-26 - hamilton beach foe.
2003-12-24 - christmas#1 down.
2003-12-22 - nine lords a-leaping.
2003-12-18 - where's my parade?
2003-12-17 - -
2003-12-17 - there is snow in my shoes.
2003-12-16 - a fling
2003-12-15 - oh what will i write about following the conclusion of undergraduat-ion?!
2003-12-14 - all the rage.
2003-12-12 - uh oh.
2003-12-11 - BBBBars
2003-12-10 - fidgetting
2003-12-09 - new snow and a teamster.
2003-12-08 - and so it begins. [goddamnit].
2003-12-08 - toxicity.
2003-12-08 - let's burn last sunday.
2003-12-05 - a quarter flipping in the air.
2003-12-03 - an outrage. i'm so pissed.
2003-12-03 - from rags to riches and shrouds to paper-or-plastic-?
2003-12-02 - a downward spiral?
2003-11-30 - the little engine that could [possibly, but most-likely]
2003-11-29 - tetinus, lockjaw and quorn turkey roast.
2003-11-26 - oh... and another thing....
2003-11-26 - altercations, but don't forget the cranberries.
2003-11-25 - the cows are starting to come home. i am the happy farmer.
2003-11-24 - casting lots.
2003-11-23 - blizzard this, blizzard that.
2003-11-21 - uncharmed, unsweetened.
2003-11-19 - don't be talkin' 'bout my momma.
2003-11-19 - my head hurts.
2003-11-18 - preemptive strike.
2003-11-17 - [knee]cap
2003-11-16 - my best impression of a 14yo lovelorn girl, complete with tigerbeat posters of mpls hipsters.
2003-11-16 - i have the best boyfriend in the known-universe and probably the unknown-universe as well.
2003-11-14 - ranting.
2003-11-13 - she's so lucky, she's a star.
2003-11-12 - i'm sure jesus would've been a smoker after the rise.
2003-11-11 - i'm really quite thirsty.
2003-11-11 - i'm back from the dead, though having second thoughts about resurrection.
2003-11-08 - not myself.
2003-11-05 - when you love somebody it's hard to think about anything but to breathe.
2003-11-03 - YAY!!!!!
2003-11-02 - :-P
2003-11-01 - i'm not happy with this entry. it's just too much \"blah.\"
2003-10-31 - helloween.
2003-10-28 - the time has come for me to honour my god-given abilities as tyrant.
2003-10-28 - binge and purge.
2003-10-27 - if i have to go to Viva El Paso! again.... well, it wouldn't be pretty whatever my reaction would be.
2003-10-26 - pear scones and then a thought or two about masturbation. (these are a non-sequitir).
2003-10-25 - nauseous/nauseated.
2003-10-23 - bits and bobs.
2003-10-22 - i wonder if this is what they mean by \"empowerment\"?
2003-10-22 - an abomination.
2003-10-21 - [untitled for lack of linear thinking at the moment.]
2003-10-19 - känslor som jag ville viska i hans öron
2003-10-17 - så lycklig är jag.
2003-10-13 - i just a boy with a new haircut. (and that's a pretty nice haircut).
2003-10-13 - a boy who wears eau de toilette and showers everyday and behaves well in department stores.
2003-10-12 - as if i didn't have enough to do...
2003-10-11 - however, i DID get the shirt.
2003-10-10 - kaffebaksmälla
2003-10-09 - cramming
2003-10-09 - distraction.
2003-10-08 - emporio makes a lovely frame.
2003-10-06 - mixed bag.
2003-10-04 - three crockpots
2003-10-02 - dionysus.
2003-10-01 - testing the tips of the tutorial.
2003-09-29 - det har blivit hoest.
2003-09-28 - *gasp*
2003-09-28 - four things that overrule prior entry written but 20 minutes ago.
2003-09-28 - \"if you weren't so old, i'd tell my friends; but, i don't think your wife would like my friends.\" -k.edwards.
2003-09-27 - -
2003-09-26 - here i go again...
2003-09-25 - a day early, many a buck short.
2003-09-24 - battle of bands.
2003-09-24 - you can touch me, but don't burn yourself.
2003-09-23 - a baker's hellish delight.
2003-09-22 - anglo-saxon chronicle
2003-09-22 - dirtymind, cleanhands.
2003-09-21 - -
2003-09-20 - serendipity and punishment.
2003-09-20 - digital camera frustration.
2003-09-19 - kaballah.
2003-09-18 - 42.85$
2003-09-17 - i am dreadful at writing in code, perhaps we should just create our own language.
2003-09-15 - clutz.
2003-09-15 - even the son of god had to die, my darling.
2003-09-14 - i'm trying to study.
2003-09-13 - dialing west and the hope of sweet and sour ryebread
2003-09-12 - fucking nationalists.
2003-09-11 - i want a little molasses in my bowl.
2003-09-10 - boyz II men and shakespeare in me head.
2003-09-09 - there's a hole in this bucket, dear liza.
2003-09-09 - not what i was expecting to write.
2003-09-06 - goodbye impending ulcer! you will not be missed.
2003-09-05 - under the guise of simple pea&cashew salad.
2003-09-04 - les bats du fruit and strenously phone inactivity.
2003-09-03 - parcel of joy.
2003-09-03 - brew.
2003-09-01 - surrealness.
2003-08-31 - honey honey sugar. dun, dun, dun-uh, dunt-ahhh, honeyhoney.
2003-08-30 - i inadvertantly dropped something.
2003-08-29 - late morning
2003-08-28 - bookmark
2003-08-27 - deep-fried oreos on a stick.
2003-08-24 - egg&cashew
2003-08-21 - undesciptive, bland.
2003-08-20 - any minute now.
2003-08-19 - camp
2003-08-17 - scone-celebrity.
8.16.2003 - james thurber
8.15.2003 - the proper way to hardboil an egg.
8.14.2003 - i'm a baker.
2003-08-13 - the triumphant return of teem zoop.
2003-08-12 - pt. 3 8.12.2003
2003-08-12 - pt. 2 8.12.2003
2003-08-12 - pt. 1 8.12.2003
2003-08-11 - hair
2003-08-10 - eat those shorts.
2003-08-10 - last night wasn't good.
2003-08-09 - meg ryan/tom hanks romantic comedy
2003-08-09 - thin air
2003-08-07 - trailerpark housewife
2003-08-02 - drumrolls, tack.
2003-08-01 - mixtape mania and a pecan pie.
2003-07-31 - sorry to whitter, but this is all i have.
2003-07-31 - robin. he's slow and evil.
2003-07-30 - [lamp]shade
2003-07-29 - sweaty tshirt.
2003-07-28 - i'm still wearing these socks, g'damnit.
2003-07-25 - poser
2003-07-25 - the butchers, a baker? and donna-fuckin'-harraway, in no particular order.
2003-07-23 - at work.
2003-07-23 - leg shaking.
2003-07-20 - partyentry.
2003-07-18 - longer entry about weather and being single and gay andy's.
2003-07-17 - blip.
2003-07-16 - bravo.
2003-07-15 - workwhittering.
2003-07-15 - tourettes.
2003-07-10 - some more things.
2003-07-10 - strep, welcome back.
2003-06-14 - catchup, catchup
2003-06-01 - graduation
2003-05-31 - bjorn is in the shower and i need my shampoo.
2003-05-30 - grandmother's grave
2003-05-30 - last night
2003-05-29 - a short essay on a peacock
2003-05-29 - -
2003-05-25 - the day begins with a porch.
2003-05-23 - 9754 words including footnotes. 9133 without.
2003-05-21 - lastdayofclasses
2003-05-19 - thelasthellishmonday
2003-05-17 - pre-emptive congrats
2003-05-16 - dayquil
2003-05-15 - paper ishiness.
2003-05-14 - discount
2003-05-13 - blahcht.
2003-05-13 - -
2003-05-11 - mum's the word.
2003-05-10 - i read
2003-05-10 - fri/sat and the smell of wet.
2003-05-09 - tfgiff
2003-05-05 - monday
2003-05-03 - lovelywelshie
2003-05-01 - catchup
2003-04-29 - black tshirt
2003-04-27 - convo
2003-04-26 - drinking
2003-04-24 - alicia.
2003-04-23 - peacock
2003-04-22 - ocd
2003-04-21 - litmus paper
2003-04-21 - easter monday
2003-04-20 - EASTER
2003-04-19 - easter eve
2003-04-19 - goodfriday/saturday03
2003-04-18 - the beginning

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