the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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09:53 + 12.07.2007 = $3.00 > academy award winning director

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ok, that last entry was psycho-vindicative. somewhat-malicious.

oops & whatevs! [said in total valley girl voice-font.]


i just want everyone to know that i picked up krista at the airport, drove her to her parents' truck, which we drove back to the airport, re-parked and collected her parents.

i want you all to know this because krista and i were playing the lottery in form of scratch-off tickets [priced between $1-5 dollars each] purchased from a vending machine!

i won 5 dollars! [2 dollars net!] krista won 3 dollars! [1 dollar net!]
we won 8 dollars! [3 dollars net!]

we were so excited about this we did not even notice that steven spielberg walked right by us.

hey, didn't you guys see that!? steven spielberg walked right by!? wow!.

--oh. guess we were too busy WINNING THE LOTTERY! to notice steven spielberg.--

[[better luck tomorrow, stevo.]]


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