the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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6:51 p.m. + 2006-01-21 = a word from my sponsors.
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i'm about to be spontaneous.
though, i suppose, given that i have time to think [not to mention, write] about said-spontaneity, it no longer qualifies as "spontaneous."
skitsamma. [[look it up.]]
i'm going to go out. on a "schoolnight"! to the dodgy gaybar in st. paul.
[[oh... sorry... when i say, "the dodgy gaybar in st. paul," i do mean the lesbianerrific Townhouse just off the midway... y'know the one... where the dykes with mullets park in the walmart lot across University Avenue and get some midnight shopping done after they've danced to really terrible music whilst drinking REALLY TERRIBLE beer.]]
[[[believe me.. it's not as bad as it sounds.]]]
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
