the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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6:53 p.m. + 2005-12-24 = julen av familjen.

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not five minutes into the door, gifts delicately droppt at the foot of the tree, hugs allocated, coat removed, i find myself holed up in room writing diaryland entry.

i smell dinner.
y'all smell a play-by-play.

already, the phrase, "you're the hardest man to shop for," has been cast in my direction.

i am fearful for what the elves have brought/given me this year; i did not, really, ask for anything... shall we say, "reasonable."

though, i honestly don't understand why an eighteen-year-old thinks buying me a new fanbelt dismisses reason since said-eighteen-year-old refuses, "on principle," to gift me the new Kanye West CD. [[she thinks she's "punk." Hot Topic is all she knows of "punk." i am so ashamed.]]

christmas step 1: eats.

...to be continued...

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