the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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2:59 p.m. + 2004-08-20 = breaking out the tracksuit bottoms and matching jumper.
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all those years of no hangovers have made me soft, vulnerable sittingduck-type for the evil aftermath of silly debauchery. i am useless at 5.00am after 3 hours of drunken sleep. there is raspberry puree all over my left pant leg and pradasport shoe. my left side is pinkish, as most left sides are.
but most importantly, it may frost tonight. AUGUST! FROST! m'wah! i love this summer (in that forbidden way)!
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[prologue] *** [epilogue] ***[plottwist!]
[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
