the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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15:02 + 26.10.2008 = but swimming doesn't require that much thinking.

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sistersister just rang.

-hiya!-

"hey! question for you! ... What do you think a thinking cap looks like?"

-what?!-

"WHEN YOU THINK OF PUTTING ON A THINKING CAP, WHAT TYPE OF CAP DO YOU THINK OF? what does it looks like?"

[i giggle hysterically.]
-um... a bellboy cap.-

"what?! what's that?"

-it's like... well, you know in clue when the woman is at the door and singing, "i. am. your singin' telegram." ...it's like that.-

"k. you're alone in that. we all think it's like a swimming cap."

[background voice: what does he think it is? sistersister [aside]: a busboy cap.]

-BELLBOY! or like the dancing monkeys wear.-

"flying monkeys!?"

-um. yeah.-

"ok! you're still alone in that. i gotta go. i gotta pick up my computer and underwear."

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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far

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[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]

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