the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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09:39 + 16.11.2007 = best thing of yesterday.

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...was a joke i read on [oh-it-doesn't-matter-where-i-read-it]-dot-net:


How do you get a University of [Michigan] graduate off your doorstep?


--Pay for the pizza.--

hmmm. it's not nearly as funny today. though that may be because it's my "monday" of the workweek immediately preceding thanksgiving.

THAT'S RIGHT! it's that time of year again: pastry chef hellweek!

i'll be outta commission pretty much until after the bloody "holiday."
which would be why i was on oh-you-don't-need-to-know-where.net... trying to get you-know-what-ed before i'm completely you-know-what-ed over by desperate housewives and gluten-sensitive bleeding-hearts-swung-rightians.

okej.... that's enough. i'm hyphenating WAY too much. time for coffee.

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