the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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11:55 + 24.10.2007 = scenes from the chair.

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topics of discussion between my favourite dental hygienist and myself over the course of my one-hour biannual cleaning/exam:

1. laundry.
2. lost socks.
3. her son's inability to not-lose clothes.
4. her husband's inability to mind the water temperature of the washing machine and his subsequential banishment from the laundryroom.
5. catholic confirmation classes.
6. presciption flouride. [yay!]
7. skipping church.
8. making up confessions to shock the priest as a child.
9. priests & molestation.
10. pro-priests having the right to marry stance.
11. 7th Day Adventists.
12. Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses.
13. how i only drink soda nowadays as a mixer.
14. the assumed difficulty of remember to floss and flouride after a night at the bar.
15. ...when in fact this is the moment whenst most-conducive to my remembering to do as much.
16. i don't have gingivitis; but i do have a cavity.

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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far

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