the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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13:53 + 22.10.2007 = bad day.

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the oven turned on for 2 hours and cool to the touch.
over-baked, but not quite burnt gluten-free, vegan apricot walnut muffins.
dropping a pan of vegan blueberry streussel muffins; 8 casualties.
over-baked, but not quite burnt traditional cherry almond scones.
a 9am special order cake with the most impossible of frostings which was breaking apart.
a bakery display case in shambles.
the beginning of a surly disposition.
spilling flour all over shoes.
spilling recently-purchased scalding cup of tea all over right arm and entire length of apron.
pinching thumb in mixer.
bleeding into buttercream.
dropping a pistachio apricot layer of cake.
over-crisping the gluten-free eclair shells.
stubbing toe on misplaced bucket.
nearly dropping an entire tray of recently-dipped boston cream cupcakes; re-dipped.
the acme of surly disposition.
FUCK! out of cigarettes.


should not have gotten out of bed this morning.

blame the generic nyquil nightcap and the abundance of detox tea.

[[time to ignore the world.]]

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