the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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17:58 + 07.09.2007 = the prescription & the dark ages.
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my doctor rolled her eyes. "where'd you hear those words?"
i looked down at my feet and said, "from my best friend..."
"the one in medical school? what year is he in?"
"his last, i think."
"he thinks everyone is dying...you forced yourself to throw up and smoke like a chimney; that's the blood. the 'dried blood' is most-likely the jagermeister you had last drank."
then, she wrote me a prescription for "Never to call best friend for medical advice" for the next two or three years.
then she threatened to charge me twice the co-pay.
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following the doc's office, i went to work...still drunk. made cookies. sobered up. made more cookies. got hungover. swept and mopped. returned home.
i couldn't wait to blog at this point!
ruh-roh. turn on computer and no internet. turn on tele and no television.
immediately call the cable/internet company... apparently, it'd been shut off as scheduled [roommate neglected to extend our service until when they come to re-hook it up under my name [[better deal, that way]]].
so i remained internetless until yesterday. sorry, if anyone thought i was dying or bleeding internally [and since died as consequence of such] during the no-net time [[utter DARK AGES!]].
i think other interesting stuff happened during the dark ages as well... but this entry is too long, i'm late for a house show, and have oodles of e-post to catch up on.
so we'll play catch-up later, k?
k, alright!
[[though, i leave you with the following... the first thing i saw whenst cable was re-uphooked... i couldn't stop laughing...
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