the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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13:04 + 16.03.2007 = 50p and pee.
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back in the internetcafe. 50p for 40minutes is actually quite a good price as there are internet pay-for-vestibules all about this li'l hamlet we call london.
i shall make a list.
piece together my pastfewdays' adventures accordingly.
1. no smoking, two twin beds, scalding water.
2. americans everywhere, even one threatening to jump off the building 'round the corner. [[whilst threatening to 'kick all y'all's asses' to the gawkers and emergency crews.
3. sex. goodhotsex. [[god, i love 'im.]]
4. a half-naked harry potter simulating sex whilst riding a horse. [act I].
5. a buck-naked harry potter violently blinding six horses. [act II].
6. bad chinese.
7. good hamburgers.
8. the nearly impossible task of linking brittany spears to justin timberlake through 6 [or less] degrees of films. [[best solution: crossroads -> coneheads -> producers-> lion king -> die hard 3 -> black snake moan]]
9. having to piss uncontrollably bad right this very minute.
10. must go.
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 2 repercussions thus far
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[prologue] *** [epilogue] ***[plottwist!]
[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
