the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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10:51 a.m. + 2006-09-21 = wordy banter.

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i awoke at about 2.30am, startled from a dream. i began analysing it right there and then as i was caught between awake and asleep.

i came to some good conclusions and knew that i had to write it down or relay the analysis straight away otherwise it'd be lost forever.

now then... when it's below forty degrees Fahrenheit outside and one hasn't turned the heat on yet in the house... getting out of bed in the middle of the night is quite the tall order.

especially considering my duvet-fortress... i mean... just LOOK at it!!!


point is, i don't remember anything from the dream.

instead, i offer you an anecdote from yesterday's run-in with the recycling collectors.

"You guys sure have a lot of empty bottles... every time."

"aye. 'twould be less were you to come weekly."

"Maybe. You still beat out everyone else on this block."

"look. we're not alcoholics; we're just CRAZY! about recycling. our gift to you."

and that's the truth.
it really isn't that many bottles.
not for four people, plus any company we might have, over the course of 2 weeks.

[[i get defensive cos my mum had something to say along those lines a year or so ago. but of course, she said it behind my back to my sister, without so much as confronting me. otherwise i would've told her that the other caretaker told me the wrong weeks for recycling and so on top of missing three bi-weekly collections, i also had all his non-stop-partying remains.]]

plus. a glass of wine a day + a shot of whisky in the morn or ev'nin = i'm going to live forever.

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