the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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5:22 p.m. + 2006-09-01 = two in a bush: bloodshed cometh.

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i trimmed the unruly, montrous hedges yesterday. and mowed the lawn.

the greenary was nearing a full-fledged guerilla rebellion.

as defender of the home, i had to squash the rebel forces before usurped.

my allies: the ladder, the hedgetrimmer, the lawnmower, sunblock and gardening gloves.

my adversaries: hedges, lawn, rabid squirrel 1, mangy squirrel 2, the cardinals, the swallows, and those damned berries that look like blueberries but aren't.

i've a few scratches and my new reyjavík shirt given to me by mum is stained blackbluepurple and a swallow gave me a bloody nose.

but really... you should see the other guy[s].

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