the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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9:13 p.m. + 2006-04-09 = there goes the neighbourhood.
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at some point in the early afternoon (between two and five, to be precise)...
the car parked across the street became this.
the night prior, i awoke to loud words, such as: "motherfucker," "ounce," "gram," and "i'mgonnafuckyouupman."
though too lazy to go downstairs and fetch the non-emergency police number, i peered over the towel-as-curtain out the window...
but all i saw was [[ooo, minipalindrome!]] some dude taking a leak on the quiet, nice mexican family's miamisoundmachine-turquoise picketfence.
new life goal: get said-dude arrested. or bitchslapped.
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
