the e-world, as it were.

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andymonkey is uploading cd upon cd of mine onto his laptop. i say, "yeah... that's almost as small as an iPod." ooo, he's uploading the Evens at the moment. v. enjoyable.

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i may be in serious trouble at work. i called in today... on a dying phone... in the middle of nowhere, MN... [[3 hour drive took 6.5 hours]]... left message with whomever answers phone during business hours... get home... recharged phone has 2 messages from co-worker and deli manager asking where i am... seems there's a v. bad messenger... i think in this case it is perfectly acceptable to shoot messenger.

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new year's should flow something like this:

wake. dress. drive. work. take a verbal beating. work, but not really work. drive. shower. re-dress [to the 8's, if not 9's]. eat best Indian food in MN at Udupi Cafe. go to mara's. somehow go to jetset. drink. wish they served food. drink more. chat with friends. look snobby. drink more, again. become flower on the wall. countdown in my head. hug a friend. kiss no one. get kissed by no one. have one for the road. order a cab. makeout with pillow. pass out.

[[pessimism now = better things later.]] [[i say that in the most pessimistically hopeful tone.]]

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