the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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11:11 a.m. + 2005-12-25 = julen av familjen, v.4
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stocking gifts... i do not know why we continue to hang the stockings under the built-in chalkboard in the basement when we have a perfectly functioning [automatic] fireplace now.
i said, "removable plastic 3M hooks" and mum looked at me as though i were the messiah. [[which i am, thankyouverymuch.]]
upon the commencement of stockinggift-opening, sistersister said, "only one, i guess." she was referring to the total amount of presents that she'll return.
"only one" = nothing short of a christmas miracle.
christmas step 5: family boardgame, family cinema, wait for dad to call [['tis sort of like waiting for death to knock.]]
...to be continued....
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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