the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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8:30 p.m. + 2005-11-10 = terrifying!!!!

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having been attacked by a baby ostrich, i find this to be quite terrifying.

the bird did not survive in my story. s/he was left to rot in a ditch just outside of Henderson, MN [or as my mum calls it, "Gomorrah"]. s/he took my sister's blue pleather jacket to hell with its nasty birdself.

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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far

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