the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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5:31 p.m. + 2005-04-13 = pt cruiser sandwich.
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it's always been a dream of mine to drive princess buttercup screeching into a PT cruiser. especially, one with vanity plates.
some dreams do come true! well, partly-so at any rate... in my dreams, rear-ending a PT cruiser never had consequences. And now, i've a citation for "inattentive" driving. [which is ridiculous since i saw the pt cruiser come to a complete, halting-stop and slammed on my brakes accordingly. so... if anything... i deserve a speeding ticket--which may or may not be cheaper since the ticket does not list a price for my "offense."]
a ramsey county garbage truck was the true culprit! but, it sped off as soon as the drivers of the three cars piled up behind it climbed out of our cars...
whatever... i'm over it. but a PT cruiser sandwich... that shit's just plain ol' FUN-NY! hella yes.
[plus, the driver of said-PTcruiser... doesn't have insurance... which he got cited for. i PRAY his fine is larger than mine.]
[[oh god.]]
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