the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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7:31 p.m. + 2004-10-02 = "did ya see? did ya see? the doctor and me? did ya see?"
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if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it fall, does it still make a sound?
apparently, i snore. well, not "apparently" in the sense in which i generally use the word "apparently..." but all the same, i snore.
and have been told such. [again.]
i, however, holdfast to the delusion--the story to which i'm a-stickin': i only snore when sleeping near someone with whom i wish to passionately makeout upon awakening. [and completely throw caution to the wind in regard to morning breath.]
[[someday i'll have my weekends back. someday. someday.]]
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
