but to dangle a few tasty carrots in front of y'all....

1. Bango! [aka dirty gaybar tuesday night bingo]. Straight, boobalicious friend Sarah won the grand prize of the evening... much to the dismay of the entirely gay, entirely male crowd.

2. robbery.

3. urinary tract infection and the world's most unpleasant, malicious nurse.

4. dating exes. [???]

5. 4th movie to solicit tears from these drysockets.

must be off now. must go do faggotish things, though i'll be the bitter, sober one that's way-too-beautiful-to-be-bothered, in [dis]honour of pride.

[[[p.s. minneapolis/st. paul has the 3rd largest pride in the nation. "san francisco of the midwest" seen in many articles of local periodicals. on one hand, this fascinates the minneccentric & pro-tourism part of me; on the other hand, heaven forbid we be anything in our own right. and on that note: dear glbt twin cities "community" and/or pride organisers,

try something not-so ladden with faux- and pass�- ities.

sincerely,

conscientious objector.