the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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11:31 a.m. + 2004-04-14 = wafish needs.

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last night marked the second week in a row of trivia team Punchu Inda Face obtaining 2nd place. but more importantly, i've come to the dreaded conclusion that...

oh-it-shames-me-to-say-it!....

...I have become a lightweight. 4 tall pints of Schell's Maifest (to my slight defense: it's trés up-there in alcohol content (somewhere in the region of 9.something %)). but still, a pithy four pints on an only "sorta" empty stomach and I'm reeling? wha' the fa'?!

exactly.

plus i stayed out WAY past bedtime [9.30pm at the latest.] I've become old person. a pensioner. perhaps i should be scrambling to buy my meds from canadian online pharmacy's and rallying at capitol events in protest of bastard pharmaceutical companies. i just don't know.

i mean, i've always known that i am, to a certain extent, quite boring... but this is getting ricoculous.

Having said all that, I'm sure things will get better once i'm moved into my own place [but-footsteps from work, hopefully] [preferably on avenues either Garfield, Harriet or Grand between Franklin and 26th streets.]

oh. and i bought a new phone. it's hot. her name is Sylvia... she rings to either "we got the beat" or "hey ya" or a voice recording of me saying, "is that a cellphone? you own a cellphone!? that is SO obnoxious and annoying." it's classy stuff. I also bought new jeans. and then I saw the Apple store and thought it best to leave the mall before I find myself buying a computer.

it was just that kind of day.

onward to pumping out songs for fourth album. I work at the wedgie for the next six days before my next day off. it's also andymonkey's birthday today. [happyhappybday, i don't think i'll be drinking wine with you tonight at 11.30pm since i work at 6am and am now a lightweight.] point is, i'll be slightly out of contention [which is nothing new to you folks, by now] for the next week or so.

[[ooo, i really DO want a new computer.]] [[and my cdplayer in car fixed.]] [[and time to make some mixtapes/cds.]] [[and the debut album from the Hold Steady (1/2 of Lftr Pllr's new band) and the new Iron&Wine, and Kill Bill dvd. and the dressy bessy album i don't have that was playing in the store when i asked the clerk, "who is this deliciously dressybessy-ish band playing?" to which he responded, "dressy bessy." "oh." [[[d'oh.]]] and a pony. not to ride or fulfill some dumb childhood dream, but rather, i've learned there's quite a bit of money in the glue business.]]

p.s. i am well and sound of mind. perhaps, needing a haircut and a shave. but nonetheless, well and sound of mind.

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