the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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3:43 p.m. + 2004-03-20 = i've got a new boyfriend, his name is wedge.
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i jumped the gun on my calling the wedge. but it's alright, i called human resources and i ....
...um nevermind. wedge just called. i'm mutherfuckin' hired. fo' shizz. i'm so happy.
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[prologue] *** [epilogue] ***[plottwist!]
[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
