the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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3:08 a.m. + 2004-01-16 = 5...five...fem

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ignore the insipid hour that this is being written. i've just awoken from a nap. (and when i say "just awoken" i do mean "more than a few hours ago").

the pear & lingon crostata was made without a hitch today. it is to be sold for 1.99$ a "slice." the samples went around to employees and headhonchos of the co-op and the survey said, "this is the best thing we've had here in a long time." delight is mine!!! and i still have enough almond franzipan for at least one more free-form tart. which i think is the perfect dessert for the mock-neo-skandinavien dinner i shall make for brian. who will be here in less than 6 full days.... MY GOD! [both interjection and homage to my squeeze-aroo.] so much to do. so little time. and it will all get done. and i will be so incredibly happy for 10 days that most major organs will explode and the sight of two boys making out in the urgent care lounge will become a mainstay at st. peter casuality ward and hospital. until the last of my nine or so livers ruptures causing ecstasical kicking of bucket.

"cause of death:" they'll say, "unfathomable happiness and joy."

-but that's not usually life-threatening let alone lethal.

"not for normal people... but for those damn nordic, lutheran, midwestern stoics... it's arsenic and old lace."

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