the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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4:47 p.m. + 2003-12-18 = where's my parade?

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so... um... yeah... hi. i just got done with college. no fanfare. no pomp. no circumstance. 'tis fine. i went down in a blaze of glory last semester. i was certain that i was the phoenix--able to rise from the ash. reborn for the ninth semester. by now, we've all realised that i was counting my ashes before they hatched. so i finished this semester, instead of brightly feathered and fierce, smoldering pile of ashes, soot and grime. chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim-char-roo. which is probably exactly what my lungs would be wheezing now were they granted the ability to speak.

quite alarming though is the effect stapling 7 pages together has on my stess-induced impotence. my god, i haven't touched myself in quite some time!-i realise. speaking of which... i need to go.

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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far

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