the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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9:30 p.m. + 2003-09-06 = goodbye impending ulcer! you will not be missed.
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recently-acquired assets include (and the list is exhaustive) : fruitbats album, raveonettes album, camp sdtk album and superchunk double-disc b-sides and rarities to-tied-those-hardcore-superchunk-fans-over-'til-next-album-hopefully-out-next-year album.
renewable resources: alcopops (in the form of stoli cos rii's eye's lit up at the sight of the exquisite stoli vodka in alcopop-form) and packet of american spirit mentholy fags.
service: deluxe car wash at petrostation
miscellaneous: tank full of fossil fuel product (octane rating 89, cos i am still cheap.)
i shall also be re-instating my phone service shortly.
you may be asking yourselves... "has he come into money?" "has he won lottery or similiar trixiehobbits-ed prize?" "has he won reality show?" to all these questions, bar the primary, umbrella question... no.
the post brought with it a letter from father/dad/far/jeff/chaplain/reverand and enclosed was not the 300dollar cheque i'd been expecting as part of "his part in my education." no, no, no... not 1 cheque of 300$, but 2 cheques, one of 750$ and the other of 170$ (although that one is written directly to my school... ugh.) so to make a shortstory long, i do not have to fully develop that ulcer or its bedfellow aneurysm spawn from pressing financial woes. tonight i foolishly indulged. tomorrow, i'll pay bills. and the money will disappear as fastly as it abra-cadabra-presto!-ed in a pile of junkmail.
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