the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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3:21 p.m. + 2003-08-31 = honey honey sugar. dun, dun, dun-uh, dunt-ahhh, honeyhoney.
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for the duration of time extending between approximately 13.15 and precisely 14.08, the ventral portion of my lower torso and lower body was 1 quart-shy of covered-in-honey.
and as much as i would love to leave it up to your imaginations, i will leave behind a few words for adequately correct anecdote-construction...
tired.
granola bars.
empty tub.
bulk food section of co-op.
mishap.
(um, make that "terrible mishap.")
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
