the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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6:47 p.m. + 2003-07-29 = sweaty tshirt.
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so li'lest sister har kommit tillbaka... she is once again home. arrived sporting a hooters tshirt. what is wrong with her?! where did i go wrong?! then, looking [questionably]fashionably slutty took the last car in the driveway. damn her. once again, i'm carless. once again, forced to walk up the hill to work. (only to binge on free pizza and feel not-so-sunny-in-the-tummy from all the cheese.) i don't mind walking, i did/do it all the time. it's this heat. i hate arriving with obvious proof that i am, indeed, a sweat-er. penguins and polar bears are not meant for a 68% humidity 29centigrade day.
and yes, i know this summer has been "lucky" in terms of non-blazing-hot days, but you try walking a mile uphill in late-afternoon sun in a shirt that feigns sparse perspiration to be monsoonic.
should we blame the shirt? i don't think there's any need for that when the weather has been a perfectly good scapegoat for thousands of years.
additionally, i'm terribly dismayed at the lack of pathetic fallacy in the summer's incalescence.
also, apologies for referring the romaine lettuce as roman lettuce in yesterday's entry. i've rectified the matter as soon as i was able to do so. and punished myself by wearing flipflops upon the hike up the hill to work.
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