the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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9:21 p.m. + 2003-04-27 = convo
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she: that wasn't a banana republic commercial, matt... that was a gay bar.
me: well that'd explain the unnecessary, excessive use of glitter and nauseating light sequence... but i'm still puzzled as to why everyone was wearing khaki.
she: stop this. you can't base your entire judgement of gayville on the three minutes worth of observation you managed to get while standing in the doorway of a gaybar.
me: um, yes i can... are you sure it wasn't a banana republic commercial?
she: yes. why are we talking about this?
me: it's the only memory of summer 2000 that i have.
she: and?
me: and...well...um...shutup. we're done.
(long pause)
she: what do you remember of summer 2001?
me: i had my nose pierced! and i bought those pants that you love to rub on your face.
she: oh those! why don't you wear those anymore?
me: i associate them with your face and my nose piercing.
she: that's no excuse.
me: don't be ricockulous, of course it is.
so, i um, well... had nothing better to mention than this insipid conversation had a week ago. school is killing me. and being a rather ripe ol' twat about it as well. slow and painful-like. fucker. to the library.
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