the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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23:46 + 15.10.2007 = what the f'ha!?

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who has two thumbs and no passenger's-side-window...

THIS GIRL!

stolen: our friend's cigarettes and replacement cellphone for the other cellphone that was stolen not all that long ago.

oh. ...and a 6pack of PBR tallboys.

[[i warned them about parking on 29th. though to be fair, i was only jesting when i said, "we're soooo gonna get mugged and raped and shanked with shivs."]]

i'm also supposed to mention that "this girl!" is beautiful and thin.

...also, that dog is with pups. who wants one? she rescued the chihuahua/terrier mutt from a crackhouse in the near-northern 'burbs; it is anyone's guess as to what breed the daddy could be. i'm hoping for something fantastically quixotic, i.e. st. bernard.

[[who the hell busts out a window and only takes a non-working cellphone, dromedary-themed fags and tepid cheap beer!?]]

[[thieves are SO stupid.]]

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