the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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09:43 + 28.09.2007 = martinis on the roof and you were leaving too soon.
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the bartender is moved out.
the sweet rolls were good. ...a bit on the bready-side, but good. [else they were being kind.] [[which none of them are, so that can't possibly be the case.]]
bartender slid me $100 to clean his place.
...which i would've done anyway. BUT THANK GOD! i caught a dreadful banking error a couple days ago and thought i'd have to live off $10 [well, $5.95 actually] for the next 9 days. but now i've a hundred dollar.
side note: remember how in monopoly one RECEIVES 10 or 15 dollars for banking errors? ...yeah... why don't those banking errors exist? life was much kinder when cold-hearted manifest destiny ruled the earth.
anyway.
roommate and i have also acquired many furniture items left behind.
and i've pretty much doubled my wardrobe and my kitchen.
...and part of me REALLY wants to have sex on the deck upstairs before the tenant moves in. mostly because the bartender and i never did. [third greatest disappointment in our relationship. first & second being the unused sauna & the overall failure of truthtelling, respectively.]
...this is the same part of me that has already tried to have sex on the deck.
...and will keep trying until successful.
i think i have 2 more days before the new guy moves in. [also a bartender, but a day bartender... which = awesome! not a crazy partier. plus, he has an umlaut over an O in his name.]
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