the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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08:57 + 28.06.2007 = $377.59 and matrimonial bliss-ters.

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new television set; video camera; any one or all of the 84 albums on my to-be-purchased list; two new pairs of shoes; clothes! for that matter; a bureau of drawers; new device to connect iPod to car stereo which lacks a cassette player; paying off credit card bills; paying off student loans; cigarettes and soymilk; plants and the means to pot them; gym membership; paying off dentist bill; new glasses; new contacts; more underwear; trip to milwaukee; trip to chicago; amtrak ticket to chelan, washington; iPhone; whisky-lemonades & sunday crosswords; ticket to oakland, california; wells fargo wagon ride to sante fe, new mexico; a class or two; 3 new knives; reno 911!: the movie; kick in for the utility bills at my sister's place since her couch is my workweek-home; romaine lettuce w/grapefruit, plums, tarragon and grated radish drizzled with a balsamic reduction; socks!; tattoos; books; new blog set-up; a black-ish m'urse; etc., et al, ibid.

...just some of the things i'd've rather spent $377.59 on instead of two new tires, a slightly-less bent rim, a shit-alignment job and two tiny, "easy fix" thingies that were "completely gone." [convenient for them that i know nothing of cars and when flustered... pretty much give up and say, "fuck it. just do it. fix it."]

c'est la vie.

and now, i must depart from you in order to bathe, finish packing and get my ass to work.

isn't thursday one of your days off?

yes, it is.

then why must you go to work?

because of vegans with penchants for heteronormative wedding customs.

wha...!?

there's a special order for 15 6-inch vegan cakes mostly of completely-different varieties.

that just sounds like bad catering choices!

oh, i know!! just another reason i don't wish to consort with these vegans despite the fact that i don't eat meat and am lactose intolerant!

[[they can be real assholes sometimes.]]
[[[and they steal.]]]

wow. d'you know what? ...$377.59 would also pay for 15 6-inch vegan cakes.

[[crazy weird.]]

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