the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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19:11 + 25.06.2007 = lobsided facial hair growth does not equal the holocaust.

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all the fun in the world over a pride weekend resulted in princess buttercup having an obnoxiously-flat tire.

sistersister gave me a ride to work.
i walked back. that's Franklin&Lyndale to 50th&Xerxes. that's 4.9 miles.

my dogs be barking something fierce!

why didn't you take the bus? the 6E goes directly there! you might say.

...well...i don't have any money! i respond. ...i don't even know how i'm going to get my tire fixed until thursday payday!

and all hopes for selling my body were quickly dashed when my razor died mid-shaving and i look absolutely crazed and perhaps slightly-homeless.

the day after pride is worse than anything ever.

even the holocaust?! you interject.

...why must you always use the holocaust to put me in my place? i retort.

[damn you.]

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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 2 repercussions thus far

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