the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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14:28 + 16.11.2006 = short circuits.
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get new digicam.
get new phone.
replace 2 or 3 computer keyboards.
replace dvd player that was actin' a fool.
break new phone.
buy another new phone.
and then today...
drop digicamera into morning cup o'tea.
but wait! i have insurance on this camera!
consult insurance plan.
call insurers.
"sorry, it doesn't cover liquid spills."
-"but no liquid was spilled... it was the camera that spilled!"-
"well then, we would have to define it as an 'act of god,' which is also NOT covered in your policy."
-"but i'm pretty sure god wants me to have this camera; moreover, i'm agnostic."-
blah after bureaucratic-blah.
useless banter, no ground gained.
if'n the camera doesn't work after it's dried out, i'll be forced to buy a new one.
"act of god." whatever. then, god sucks.
i shouldn't've gotten out of bed today.
so here ends the gospel of mattson.
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