the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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11:13 p.m. + 2006-06-05 = but really, what did we expect from a country founded by religious fanatics, marauders and cheapskates?
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if the marriage amendment thingy passes tomorrow, i'm TOTALLY going into politics, winning by landslides, smoking enough pole to get me to the top, and drafting some horrifically socially-irresponsible [and insipid] bill. like maybe taking the right to vote away from women [only the language will be more like, "defending the vote of men."
or...
banning blonde-haired [dyed or natural] folks from any and all inheritances they shall receive. [what this'll mean for poor paris hilton, i do not know... but isn't it even the slightest, little bit fun to speculate!?]
or...
mormons and unitarian universalists as slaves! neat! yay!
or...
the re-union of church and state!
[oh. wait. that last one might've already been imperically ratified.]
but really, let's just ban marriage all together. or in the words of the hidden cameras, we aren't fools to fall in love, but let coupledom die. BAN MARRIAGE! whoo-oh-oh-ah-oh-ah-ah-ah. BAN MARRIAGE! yeah-yah-ah-oh-ah-ah-ah.
[[i miss sweden.]]
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