the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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10:24 p.m. + 2005-12-24 = julen av familjen, v.3

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apparently, IcedTea Maker is the default gift to give me by an eighteen-year-old upon insisting that i'm impossible to buy for.

should i not like the iced tea maker, a mark shall be taken out; a price on my head: if i don't make iced tea tomorrow, li'lest sister will, in fact, kill me. i've already enlisted mum and sistersister in the find-out-where-anna-got-it-so-i-can-take-it-back campaign. sistersister is going to ask where anna got it because she would "really like to give" her boyfriend one. [[this is my favourite approach.]]

but i shant complain of gifts cos i did get the only thing i asked for this year: iPod. Finally! Welcome to the Millenia, Mattson! [[seriously, as such the Mac-freak i am... QUITE surprising that i've never had an iPod.]]

i also received the only thing i've been asking for since i was six: a vacuum cleaner! [[18 years later... yes, yes... quite extensive down time for a wish.]]

now, i only wonder what on earth it is about me that says, "oh yeah... this boy is all about the electric, clutteriffic, useless iced tea makers. clearly, he doesn't know a thing about suntea or the vexing world of refrigeration."

christmas step 3: sneaking smokes and whisky shots then topping it all off with sipping a samichlaus and knitting the left-hand mitten.

...to be, theoretically, continued...

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