the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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8:37 p.m. + 2005-12-05 = cut your hair.
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i shaved the moustache--the saddlebags/fu manchu. 'twas looking a bit TOO rednecky... considering that i've not cut my hair since i shaved my head at the beginning of august and have a healthy-looking [yet infant-sized] mullet.
what i wish for MANkind in fifteen words:
for hair to grow as fast on the top as it does on the sides.
[[everyone get your Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain out from stortage.]]
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[prologue] *** [epilogue] ***[plottwist!]
[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
