the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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5:57 p.m. + 2005-10-12 = shake the man's hand and let's be ON our way.
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i have not touched myself in weeks, nor have i had anyone do it for me.
the onset of blueballs has the most incompacitating, crippling of manners; it fucking hurts! [to all those disbelievers of the phenomenum].
i suppose it is not at all promising that upon realisation of this, my reaction is to write about it rather than alleviate the problem.
[[2 points to whomever can place the quote in the subject line.]]
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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[prologue] *** [epilogue] ***[plottwist!]
[[erstwhile]] ***** [[forthwith]]
