the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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4:13 p.m. + 2005-05-16 = savory cookies. [re: ick.]

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o. the cookie baker called in sick. m. the kitchen shiftlead neglected to tell bakeress rama and i until it was almost too late.

somewhere between 10 and 11am we came to the obvious conclusion and made our predicament known to the rest of the kitchen:

we are soooooooo fucked!

waxie finished her list on the cook-side hella early and slipped over to make sweet breads of vegan, gluten-free, regular orientations and also, to package up our delectables for the grab&go.

i began to make cookie doughs but only managed to finish one [after the half-hour it took to pick-off 5 packed-Tablespoons of fresh thyme leaves[-only] for the Cornmeal Currant Thyme (hellish cookie of the month)] before i realized i'd been at work for 10 hours.

bakeress rama planned on putting in 9 hours. i bet she'll be there beyond.

fuckin' o. the cookieman. this is his last week of being the cookieman. he's being shipped over to the bakehouse [bread-people] by request of asst. deli manager A'ta. [couldn't fire him since his wife is awesome and we must keep her happy.]

oddly enough, the insane increase of cookie sales coincides with o.'s absence [vacation-time]. which only goes to show that i was right: o. makes bad cookies.

point is, i'm going to the cinema. i deserve an escape.

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