the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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11:31 a.m. + 2004-05-26 = i do, i don't, and i don't want to.

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whirlwind of activity. weddings. last weekend, this coming. driving to weddings inbetween wedge&birchwood shifts. [[oh so tired.]] the last one found me waking up in a casino hotelroom with 9 other individuals (needless to say, the stench and humity were unbelievable.) but i awoke in a bed with two of the women of honour, ambryn and bethany... bestfriends that, as one may recall, live elsewhere now.

and i was hungover, racing through southcentral minnesota on backroads, andymonkey as sidekick, just needing to get to my 11am shift. (oh hellish day that was).

the next wedding is this weekend. my cousin andy's gettin' hitched. oh i'm so enthused. i can barely contain myself. no! really. i mean it. [[compulsory overcompensationistic statements.]]

this wedding will find me and her majesty, princess buttercup coche d'todos coches, swiftly leaving the birchwood at no later than 10am saturday and hopping along to Omaha, Nebraska in order to make the 7pm wedding. then sleeping as soon as possible afterwards only to awake at 4am to leave for minneapolis and make my Noon o'Clock shift at the wedge.

oh godgoddamnit.

and somewhere in between all this matrimonial bliss, i am to be packing and moving for i must be out of Lane's house by friday morning... leaving me bedless for a while since i've not acquired a truck to move my dreamybed from mum's house.

and i'm buying a new computer.

and i'll have perma-net in new house.

and the boys of wedgecheese are my friendsters. they're like the boys of summer... only the soundtrack is better.

y'know...

i had something trivial and brilliant to write about, but i guess it's been lost to the need to bitch about my cousin's stupid, ill-timed, forthcoming wedding.

(and he's rather upset and hurt that the families can't make it to the rehearsal. to which i say, "fuckit and you. next time don't plan your wedding for the day when two of your cousins will be graduating, one will turning 21 [big up, sistersister!], and the other is not allowed to have the day off because the deli manager is quite sure that memorial day weekend will require massive amounts of baked goods."

[and i'm not one to complain about or even refer to "emotional abuse," cos really i can't be bothered. but to call-in (and by law, we needn't give a reason for doing so to management) would only get me lectured the following day and i hate being a badgerred witness... it's soooooo 1997.]

oh. and... renae's wedding (the one i attended last weekend) was beautiful. and i'm quite happy for her. and i was comfortable with it all [despite a slight hyperventilation during the homily in which i thought "my god, i DO have commitment issues"]. and the reception found me spending at least 45dollars on drinks for myself. in addition to the free beer before it ran out. it's nice to see that my tolerance hasn't left afterall.

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