the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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6:27 p.m. + 2003-12-26 = hamilton beach foe.

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i've decided the hamilton beach food processor is diabolically evil. a) it's crap b) it can't be taken back/refunded/exchanged anywhere. c) if i keep it, i'll break it within three food projects... because it's crap. I know better than to try to return dad's gifts... they're all bought at the army PX store anyway... which is like a step below kohl's or t.j. maxx (which i, arguably, place on the same level).

anyway, i'm working and should be getting back to it... just quick things: i ate a chicken fajita ten minutes ago... but i was really craving duck in lemongrass sauce (a recipe i read whilst searching for cookbooks at b&n when returning the damned passionate vegetarian). mittens are complete, uneven, but complete. i'll have to face the whole oldest-not-engaged/married/divorced/parenting-ed grandchild stigma in two-three days... now with school over, i have "no excuses". ugh. will anyone marry me? like tomorrow? i thought not. i'm going to go smoke to hide chicken breath.

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