the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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4:57 p.m. + 2003-12-14 = all the rage.
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and yes, it is enough to render/reckon bloodboilage, but blood was too busy collecting in a pool at the bottom of a small bowl. my excellent eye-measuring skills [now tell me, who else do you know that can perfectly eye 2 gallons of water?] said 1/8 cup and [maybe about a] 1/4 teaspon. so 2 T + 1/4 t... quite the carnage, though fingers and thumbs are extremely vascular, so lots of blood is to be expected. working with always-sharp knives is a [relatively] new experience considering the dullards i have at home. (i dream of new knives. new cuisinart, too. and kitchenaid classic mixer. (okej, okej... throw in the flexible cuttingboard as well.))
my thumb harvests strange glances from passersby... it's probably the finger condom leftthumb is constantly adorning. watch, in two months, EVERYONE will be wearing finger cots on their thumbs. i'm such a trendsetter.
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