the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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10:37 a.m. + 2003-11-26 = oh... and another thing....
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i may have been mistaken in my belief that bethany is allergic to cats. she may just be slightly felinaphobic, which is easily solved by shutting doors for two of los gatos de zust. the other evil one has tendency to open doors, turn on lights, open refrigerator and crisper drawer, eat broccoli, steal your breath, mummify visitors, hit on boys, jump on piano keys in middle of the night, turn off alarmclocks when he's not "feelin' it," and of course, find plastic bags to chase his tail in. but he usually sleeps with me, so bethany should be fine.
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comments?? --->[thisaway]--->[[looks to me as though there are...]]---> 0 repercussions thus far
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