the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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5:18 p.m. + 2003-09-28 = four things that overrule prior entry written but 20 minutes ago.
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hmmm. the following items have converted furrowed-brow face into slight smiles (stirke prior entry from the record):
1. it is homecoming weekend at gustavus. which means, really bad coffee in polyeurothane to-go cups (we say "ta med" in swedish, it means "take with" i think it makes more sense, but maybe that's just me. anyway...) is only 5cents in honour of time-old tradition.
2. the soup today is tomato, the ingredients listed (on the sign meant to inform diet/health/etc.-consciencious students) are: Heintz Tomato Soup and 2% milk. if you are laughing at this point, you get it. if not, i'll explain it to you later.
3. my married men are his/your leather daddies. though my fly was unzipped due to forgetting to close-the-hatch post-bathroom.
4. i must bring tracksuit bottoms to california, this delights me to infinity and beyond, for they are my new favourite sleeping accessory.
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