the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.



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1:14 p.m. + 2003-07-31 = robin. he's slow and evil.

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so getting out of bed wasn't as easy as expected. but this is due to several factors:

1. we had no bottled water, so i had to drink beer last night.

2. i stayed up until 4am getting things ready for mixtape production (which would be occuring today if... no, we'll wait for this until later)

3. i am awakened by my mother in her nasal, whiny, crabby voice at 7.30am when CapitalOne decides to call. i am unpleasant to Robin, the capitalone telemarketer. i tell him that my bill isn't due until the 13th of august. he says i could pay now. i said, "at 7.30 in the morning? i think not, robin. i'll send it in the post like normal people. please quit calling, i'm not the type that does early payment." he says, "so i should write down that you will need to august 13th?"

"yes, Robin. write that down. don't strain yourself."

mum is listening and says that i was entirely too rude to Robin. Perhaps i was, but there is no excuse to be hounded every morning at 7.30 by a creditor that until august 13th, i don't owe any money to. good god! i think proceed to snap at mom.

now, i have to clean the garage. absolutely 22/32 and being punished for being snippy to telemarketer, which means mixtape production can't begin until after work tonight. i hate being put behind schedule (ironically enough).

we all blame you, Robin.

additionally, i attempted to call berkeley last night. i got an answering machine. i hung up. i am, however, impressed that i managed to dial all the numbers.

i'm going stircrazy.

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