the BRUTAL, UGLY truth of my FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL life.
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12:51 a.m. + 2003-07-20 = partyentry.
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so... i'm currently a little bit more than twatted at a party in cottage fuckin' grove minnesota. blah, suburbs. and congratulations mattson dear boy! you are off the antibiotics. oh, fantastic. drinking. although... outraged... i stepped upon the scale in the bathroom in this house where i'm currently drinking and my weight is drastically different than when i stopped in the hospital. and my eating patterns aren't any different... so i blame last night binge drinking (long island ice teas sans ice... equals 4.5 shots and splash of diet coke. ew. but after it stopped burning the first few sips, it was EASY as PIE to drink. glorious. and godbless the fact that i don't get hangovers. whoo-hoo.
long walk home last night. had meaningful conversation with myself, but got distracted by the enormous big dipper in the sky. and that's all that was important (excluding the terrible mastabatory scene... porn makes me sleepy, i've discovered... oh well.) (ew, so many "..."s.)
anyway, i shouldn't be typing whilst in the presence of a thousand different people because i can't think properly. and i need more beer. oh god... they're listening and singing along to nelly's "air force one". believe you me, i'm slightly out of element. shall pretend that i'm a freshman in college from ireland for the rest of the evening.
p.s. i need some. y'know... "some".
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